Pretty... useless?
(in the interest of full disclosure, this post was written on a MacBook Pro, with an iPhone in my pocket and a MacPro in front of me)
So, you're one of them eh. You even mentioned your crapbook pro twice, sickening. Go to starbucks and pretend to work on it.

@OP You may find the answer to this question has been covered - there was another thread about 'what attracted you to OcUK?', and most answers are shop customers IIRC. I can't seem to find the thread atm.