Done anything weird in your sleep?
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Two things I can think of...
Firstly, I once had a dream where I was at a hotel I had stayed in years ago when I was a kid, and I was making crepes with Ainsley Harriott. Something he said made me laugh (unlikely I know) and I laughed so much I woke up actually laughing! My girlfriend was awake at the time and said I was wigglying about a bit and was really shocked when I started laughing really loud and woke up. Very odd it was.
The second one, the day after I had done an endurance thing walking 20km in 20 hours, 1km in each hour, so had very little sleep and had done a lot of walking. When I got home, I feel asleep on the sofa and apparently my feet were moving like I was trying to walk in my sleep.
Firstly, I once had a dream where I was at a hotel I had stayed in years ago when I was a kid, and I was making crepes with Ainsley Harriott. Something he said made me laugh (unlikely I know) and I laughed so much I woke up actually laughing! My girlfriend was awake at the time and said I was wigglying about a bit and was really shocked when I started laughing really loud and woke up. Very odd it was.
The second one, the day after I had done an endurance thing walking 20km in 20 hours, 1km in each hour, so had very little sleep and had done a lot of walking. When I got home, I feel asleep on the sofa and apparently my feet were moving like I was trying to walk in my sleep.
You people are odd! 
I sleep normally and don't end up anywhere nor do anything crazy, I don't think.
The only time I can remember is when I was young my mum found me in the bathroom sleepwalking, and I called her a bitch.
I sleep normally and don't end up anywhere nor do anything crazy, I don't think.
The only time I can remember is when I was young my mum found me in the bathroom sleepwalking, and I called her a bitch.
When I was a kid I got out of bed and spent the rest of the night in the wardrobe. In the morning my Mum thought someone had been in a snatched me.
A mate got out of bed and took a pee on the bedside cabinet, his Mrs woke up when it started splashing on her face!
A mate got out of bed and took a pee on the bedside cabinet, his Mrs woke up when it started splashing on her face!
When I was younger my mum came in 1 night to check on me before she went bed. I was sat at the end of the bed pretending to hold a fishing rod.
She asked what I was doing and I said "shhhh, I'm fishing".
She said ok and went to bed
towel on chest aswell?
My gf tells me one night I sat up and mumbled something, waking her up. she asked me what I had said and I replied "dinosaurs", giggled and went back to sleep.
Last week, she sat up and said something about the head teacher of a school being in a wheelchair, I said "who's in a wheelchair?" and she said "well if he isn't, he should be" and went back to sleep
We're a strange couple...
Last week, she sat up and said something about the head teacher of a school being in a wheelchair, I said "who's in a wheelchair?" and she said "well if he isn't, he should be" and went back to sleep
We're a strange couple...
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Sometimes I wake up naked even though I went to bed wearing stuff. I've usually dreamt about sex when this happens.
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My missus often wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me about what dream she's just had.
But I think she might still be asleep whilst doing this as I never actully find out much!
But I think she might still be asleep whilst doing this as I never actully find out much!
I use to sleepwalk *a lot* when I was in my teens; repeated incidences where I was harmlessly sleepwalking and talking, others quite more serious. A couple of instances where I woke my parents up by climbing onto their dressing table trying to open a window and climb out, on a 3rd story floor, luckily I knocked over everything on the dresser and immediately woke my parents.
Another time, we were holidaying in Corfu, I was around 12-13, I woke up on the roof pool/bar area of our hotel at silly o'clock in the morning, completely dressed, shoes tied and everything. I remember waking up being quite scared amongst confusion. My parents had to barricade the inside the door, just in case I did it again.
I went to see a sleep specialist after.
Another time, we were holidaying in Corfu, I was around 12-13, I woke up on the roof pool/bar area of our hotel at silly o'clock in the morning, completely dressed, shoes tied and everything. I remember waking up being quite scared amongst confusion. My parents had to barricade the inside the door, just in case I did it again.
I went to see a sleep specialist after.
When I am in Thailand training Muay Thai (Lots) I kick and punch in my sleep. Before I realised I was doing it I would scare the crap out of myself. Would be waking myself up as a huge BANG was heard from kicking/punching walls/the headboard.
Yep. Sometimes, I have full blown sex with my girlfriend when I'm asleep. We've figured out that this usually happens when I get to bed very late, e.g, 3am onwards. She used to be shocked but now she just let me get on with things. She don't even wake up any more 
Another time I woke up standing in the kitchen, in the middle of the kitchen with the kettle in my hand. Just standing there. About the only weird one I remember.
Another time I woke up standing in the kitchen, in the middle of the kitchen with the kettle in my hand. Just standing there. About the only weird one I remember.
I gave my ex a blackeye totally by accident. In my dream I was having a fight and my ex said I was thrashing about about so she tugged my shoulder to try wake me and I clouted her one. I was still asleep thinking someone was grabbing me in the fight lol... Her mum was not amused by her daughters blackeye hahaha
Yep. Sometimes, I have full blown sex with my girlfriend when I'm asleep. We've figured out that this usually happens when I get to bed very late, e.g, 3am onwards. She used to be shocked but now she just let me get on with things. She don't even wake up any more
Another time I woke up standing in the kitchen, in the middle of the kitchen with the kettle in my hand. Just standing there. About the only weird one I remember.
damn wish my g/f was like that