I think you're all mental.
Nothing as cool as these have ever happened to me
The only way to be sane is to be a bit mental.
Done anything weird in your sleep?
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The only way to be sane is to be a bit mental.
damn wish my g/f was like that
I ain't sure if she doesn't even wake up surely you have things to worry about?
I've had a few, always when the girl friend is round.
I woke up asking her "what she will do with her original iPad?" the best is a walked round her room asking for my shirt.
I've had various conversations with her that I don't remember
That could end up awkward one night?!
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Dreamt that a car was about to hit my son and shouted out a warning to him, still fast asleep but much to the annoyance of the missus.
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Pulled my boxers between my ass cheeks so it was like a thong :/
sleep talk mate i think its like 69 p from android store or u can just get the apk from 4shared.
I was having a dream about pens/pencils etc once, and I woke up in my sister's bedroom holding a load of her stationery from her floor. She was sat up looking at me very strangely, so I laid her stuff on the floor, apologised and went back to my room :\
Some serious lols in this thread haha.
The sleep sex thing is quite common according to some program I saw, something like embarrassing bodies but for sex related things I think.
Watched oh god damnit, what was it called.. film about dead entitys trying to take over peoples bodies when they goto sleep and have outer body expierences.. if they're away to long their link with their soul weakens them leaving them open to possession. Anyway, for some reason that film really freaked me out.. one of those things I felt was completely stupid but at the same time could be plausibly true if you believe in rubbish.. I'm a man of science.. if I cant see it/feel it/hear it/touch it, its not real.. anyway I think the two things that weirded me out was when the boy was being controlled by the red faced thing and you see a snapshot of it on one of the cameras.. and then the old lady in each of the dads child pictures getting closer and closer. I dunno.. really nothing ever gets to me but that totally weirded me out. Anyway I made a joke saying "I bet someone dreams about this" as there was about 6 of us watching it. Well.. I was the only one to dream about it, felt pretty real and then I woke up but I couldnt bloody move for ages, happened a few days later at my mums to (except the dream).. I get sleep paralysis from time to time.. most horrible thing ever!
As for funny, probably more drink related but went out for a beverage or 12, came back to my mums and passed out on the sofa.. woke up on the sofa and went to bed, woke up a bit later and my mum goes "You were naked last night apparently, on the sofa.. Alan (mums partner) dressed you and put a blanket on you" - Pretty sure I didnt fall asleep naked, I dont even remember getting undressed haha. Apparently it was cold that night to
The sleep sex thing is quite common according to some program I saw, something like embarrassing bodies but for sex related things I think.
Watched oh god damnit, what was it called.. film about dead entitys trying to take over peoples bodies when they goto sleep and have outer body expierences.. if they're away to long their link with their soul weakens them leaving them open to possession. Anyway, for some reason that film really freaked me out.. one of those things I felt was completely stupid but at the same time could be plausibly true if you believe in rubbish.. I'm a man of science.. if I cant see it/feel it/hear it/touch it, its not real.. anyway I think the two things that weirded me out was when the boy was being controlled by the red faced thing and you see a snapshot of it on one of the cameras.. and then the old lady in each of the dads child pictures getting closer and closer. I dunno.. really nothing ever gets to me but that totally weirded me out. Anyway I made a joke saying "I bet someone dreams about this" as there was about 6 of us watching it. Well.. I was the only one to dream about it, felt pretty real and then I woke up but I couldnt bloody move for ages, happened a few days later at my mums to (except the dream).. I get sleep paralysis from time to time.. most horrible thing ever!
As for funny, probably more drink related but went out for a beverage or 12, came back to my mums and passed out on the sofa.. woke up on the sofa and went to bed, woke up a bit later and my mum goes "You were naked last night apparently, on the sofa.. Alan (mums partner) dressed you and put a blanket on you" - Pretty sure I didnt fall asleep naked, I dont even remember getting undressed haha. Apparently it was cold that night to
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There is also Sleep As An Droid (!).
For years my wife told me I hold my breath and she has to keep hitting me to start me breathing again.
A few weeks ago I had it all recorded.