Done anything weird in your sleep?

dmpoole said:
There is also Sleep As An Droid (!).
For years my wife told me I hold my breath and she has to keep hitting me to start me breathing again.
A few weeks ago I had it all recorded.
Click to expand...

I'm pretty sure that's your body's way of telling you it's time to die...
 
2 things spring to mind that I have probably posted before but still;

First freak out was after a heavy clan session on Original COD back in the day, I went to bed/sleep & had a nightmare about some Nazis who were just about to rifle butt me to death, I kicked out & woke in pain clutching my leg/knee/foot where I had kicked the wall. :D

Second thing was after living in this house for 15 odd years or so I woke & went down for a pee, Trouble is after 15 years of turning right out of my bedroom I turned left, This wouldn't have been so bad if there wasn't a big step down into my back bedroom, I woke up in a pitch black box room tangled in loads of crap fighting for my life to get out of it, Was well freaky for about a minute. :p

Other things I'm guilty of is sitting up & talking to the person in bed with me then laying back down & not knowing owt about it, I could go on. :o
 
Once whilst asleep I told my cousin to get off my bike to which he replied 'I'm not on your bike' which was even weirder as he was in the room asleep too!
 
Where do I start? I think I could have 5 pages of just my memories!

Best one is:

I heard my bedroom door open and someone standing at the bottom of my bed (bottom of the bed was at the door). I think to myself "if I pretend to still be asleep she will go away and leave me be" (presuming it was my Mum or Sister).
After a few seconds I could feel someone leaning on the bottom of the bed with both hands and suddenly someone/something is crawling up my bed faster than you can imagine!
So I threw the duvet back on its self and proceed to punch it for about 20 seconds until I realise there is nothing there!
I sat for a few seconds and thought "the **** just happened?!" and since I am used to random dreams/sleep paralysis/lucid dreaming/general weird **** I went back to sleep :D
 
Got home drunk. Several hours later the next thing I know I'm waking up lying on the kitchen floor with a pool of sick next to me, 30 minutes before I have to go to work.

Look across the room and the PC is on and Overclockers is still where I left it. Didn't even remember looking at the forums.
 
I see a lot of people also have sleep paralysis.

The first time it happened to me I had watched The Fourth Kind the night before.
I woke up somehow knowing there was 3 aliens standing next to my bed, I could hear them talking in their own language for a while and I was thinking "ok, don't move!" and then I heard them say in perfect English "Lets take him!" so now I was thinking "nothing to lose, make a move" but my body wouldn't move!
At the time I thought I was just too scared to move, but eventually I throw my self out of bed, fists up ready to throw it down with 3 aliens and realise there is nothing there.

I think I may have some deep seated issues :D haha
 
Having watched Alien and Aliens when I was around 8 or 9 years old, I ended up with some bad nightmares.

The moment where Ripley is walking in the water in Aliens & other scenes with the little girl equally messed with my head.

I've had some sort of sleep paralysis before where I've woken but can't speak or move. I've been trying to scream but nothing was coming out.

I've just installed a program to my phone that's supposed to help wake you gently, but it can also record sounds when a threshold is reached. So I'm going to see if I say anything tonight.
 
The one time I've sleep walked was when I was around 15.
We were staying at a travellodge and I walked out the room, locking the door behind me, turned left and walked straight through the fire exit.

I woke up wearing a pair of boxers in a travel lodge car park, fire alarm going off behind me... not what a 15 year old boy wants :o
 
When i was a kid i remember waking up and i was wearing different pajamas than what i went to sleep in, found out from my mum the next day that she'd gone the bathroom at 4am and found me asleep in a bath full of cold water and got me out dried and changed without me even waking up lol.

Also a few years back i went to bed and woke up with a broken left foot :( no idea how it happened or how i didnt wake up.
 
Oh oh another one! sat up in the night, start shaking the girlfriend till she woke up and and said 'I need to tell you something' and when she said what?!, I supposedly just lied back down and said ill tell you tomorrow.. Damn she must hate me sometimes! I wish I could record these as they're happening on a regular basis.
 
I generally just talk and laugh in my sleep. Definitely damaged. I normally say things like "Im done with it now, you can have it...*lol*" and then go quiet again. No idea why.
 
Deception said:
Oh oh another one! sat up in the night, start shaking the girlfriend till she woke up and and said 'I need to tell you something' and when she said what?!, I supposedly just lied back down and said ill tell you tomorrow.. Damn she must hate me sometimes! I wish I could record these as they're happening on a regular basis.
Click to expand...

My husband has done this. Woke me up shouting my name then, once I had woken up and said what, he said don't worry about it and then went back to sleep. Rage!
 
Last edited:
Kristoph said:
The one I've downloaded is called 'Sleep as an Droid'. From the android market.
Click to expand...

I think he wants the audio files to be uploaded, as do I!

I might get this app, mainly because my other half does the weirdest stuff in her sleep. Night before last she sprang up in the bed and told me to turn the light on. Having encountered this before I said no. She muttered something about cobwebs and started scanning the room with the light on her HTC before collapsing and going back to sleep. No recollection the next day.
 
SMN said:
I generally just talk and laugh in my sleep. Definitely damaged. I normally say things like "Im done with it now, you can have it...*lol*" and then go quiet again. No idea why.
Click to expand...

You do it in English, I've been told that my talk is in some unknown language. :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom