Double-Yew-Tee-Eff?!

cleanbluesky said:
Not just a sweet, a nob shape sweet. If there is one message that the oompaloompah would tell time and time again, it was that nob shaped sweets make you gay

:D

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a wang-based puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you chug wang you'll listen to me

What do you get when you chug down sweets
A hearty taste for forbidden man treats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
Do you know the calorific content of that

It's mostly protein anyway

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you don't chug wang, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do

*n
 
Penski@ebay said:
Q: What sort of size is this penis shaped sweet?


A: Whilst not quite of 'Donkey' proportions (hell, it's even sub-human in size), I'd certainly place somewhere between a 'Coati' and a 'Tapir'. Perhaps someone more widely versed in mammalian wang than I am may be of more assistance. It is roughly two inches long and one third of an inch thick. The sweet, that is...Not me. I (and my girlfriend) only wish for that kind of girth... Regards, Nicky

Not *n!?! >_< :eek:
 
Ebay has a fit if you use * in a question...So All my questions (asked and answered) have 'Nicky' at the end...Call it a long-hand version of *n ;)

*n
 
That reminds me of this hillarity I spotted.

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Honestly.... the filth you can find in your local supermarket :)
 
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