Caporegime
Start with a note then if that doesn't work. Take a power drill to their tyres.
Douchebag parking - actions?
- Thread starter hughtrimble
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Trolley jack?
Soldato
Drop a handful of prawns into the air vents on the bonnet.
Caporegime
That's down the line. Bird food of some description is a great starter.
Cat or dog crap down the scuttle is another.
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Caporegime
Never thought of that. He could also urinate down the scuttle or even better do it in a bottle first if you want to be a bit low key. Will get better coverage with a bottle too.
Soldato
White and yellow tape, cover over the '1' on the plates.
Soldato
Shame it's taxed and MOTd, or you could have someone tow it away for you.
Just block them in and wait for the door knock.
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Try leaving a note if it's a regular thing?
Besides that, I've had success in having the police/pcso inform the owner that obstructing access to the public highway is a criminal offence (car was blocked in). Though it was a fairly small village and they probably enjoyed having something to do. Not sure you'd have much success in an overwhelmed police force (which is probably all of them these days).
Besides that, I've had success in having the police/pcso inform the owner that obstructing access to the public highway is a criminal offence (car was blocked in). Though it was a fairly small village and they probably enjoyed having something to do. Not sure you'd have much success in an overwhelmed police force (which is probably all of them these days).
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Do you have a friend with a similar car? If so, remove the reg plates from offending car and put them on your friends similar car and have them drive through as many speed cameras as possible, with the challenge of 12 or more points.
Being serious though, block them in with a note on their window to call you to unblock them. When you meet them tell them to stop ******* doing it.
Being serious though, block them in with a note on their window to call you to unblock them. When you meet them tell them to stop ******* doing it.
Soldato
Clamp it.
Either a note or just go straight to the police next time as suggested.
Mate of mine thought his car had been stolen from outside his house. He was even more furious when he found out what had actually happened. Due to congestion in the road he had parked partially blocking his neighbour's drive, assuming the neighbour would knock on his door if he needed it moved. Instead the neighbour called the police and the car was promptly towed away. He had to go and pick it up and pay a charge as well.
Mate of mine thought his car had been stolen from outside his house. He was even more furious when he found out what had actually happened. Due to congestion in the road he had parked partially blocking his neighbour's drive, assuming the neighbour would knock on his door if he needed it moved. Instead the neighbour called the police and the car was promptly towed away. He had to go and pick it up and pay a charge as well.