Douchebag parking - actions?

[adam cool dude]

Start with a note then if that doesn't work. Take a power drill to their tyres.

 

[Hades]

Gradual escalation each week.

Polite note.
Cone on roof.
Bread on bonet for pigeons, as suggested above.

 

[GarethSouthgate]

Lay a turd on the hood

 

[GarethSouthgate]

You have to wonder how that person drives if that's how they park!

 

[GarethSouthgate]

I'm, unfortunately, known for my escalations. This would start with a polite but firm note telling them not to do it again. What state their car ends up in depends entirely upon how they respond.

Trolley jack?

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

Drop a handful of prawns into the air vents on the bonnet.

 

[Dis86]

Trolley jack?

That's down the line. Bird food of some description is a great starter.
Cat or dog crap down the scuttle is another.

 

[adam cool dude]

That's down the line. Bird food of some description is a great starter.
Car or dog crap down the scuttle is another.

Never thought of that. He could also urinate down the scuttle or even better do it in a bottle first if you want to be a bit low key. Will get better coverage with a bottle too.

 

[Nasher]

Own a paintball gun?

If not, block them in and they'll find you

 

[Malevolence]

White and yellow tape, cover over the '1' on the plates.

 

[smilertoo]

Bread or bird seed.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Shame it's taxed and MOTd, or you could have someone tow it away for you.

 

[kindai]

Just block them in and wait for the door knock.

 

[Scuzi]

I assume you're a dude. That means you can produce smegma.

On a completely separate note, I see door handles on that car.

 

[On Holiday]

Try leaving a note if it's a regular thing?

Besides that, I've had success in having the police/pcso inform the owner that obstructing access to the public highway is a criminal offence (car was blocked in). Though it was a fairly small village and they probably enjoyed having something to do. Not sure you'd have much success in an overwhelmed police force (which is probably all of them these days).

 

[Diddums]

Rub some avocado all over the windscreen.

 

[dave28]

Take the spot the night before for a couple of weekends

 

[Mysterae_]

Do you have a friend with a similar car? If so, remove the reg plates from offending car and put them on your friends similar car and have them drive through as many speed cameras as possible, with the challenge of 12 or more points.

Being serious though, block them in with a note on their window to call you to unblock them. When you meet them tell them to stop ******* doing it.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Clamp it.

 

[Mr Badger]

Either a note or just go straight to the police next time as suggested.

Mate of mine thought his car had been stolen from outside his house. He was even more furious when he found out what had actually happened. Due to congestion in the road he had parked partially blocking his neighbour's drive, assuming the neighbour would knock on his door if he needed it moved. Instead the neighbour called the police and the car was promptly towed away. He had to go and pick it up and pay a charge as well.