Drank Red Bull and not grown wings? You could be...
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Does the Daily mail have a General Discussion Forum? I'd hate to see some of the threads and posts on it.
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Since I live in USA, I have claimed.... I was really dissapointed that i did not grow wings after drinking red bull.
Cant wait for my 15$ worth of red bull stuff, going to try to grow wings again
Cant wait for my 15$ worth of red bull stuff, going to try to grow wings again
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Similar compensation culture with allergic people ignoring "this packet contains nuts" on a packet of peanuts. I mean, like, it really contains nuts? No ****, Sherlock
Peanuts are not nuts, but have likely been packaged in an environment with nuts, hence the warning.
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I got diabeetus, is that the same as wings?
Ask your lawyer.
It's all links to OcUK and complaints about how under exaggerated and factually correct we all are
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With that in mind I might sue Carlsberg as it is nowhere near being probably the best lager in the world and then BMW as they are not the ultimate driving machine and while I'm on the subject, Burger King say have it your way but refused me a Double Whopper served by Rachel Riley wearing leather gear, a whip and mink gloves.
OP should stipulate this is in the US only, as it clearly state sin his article.
A bit a few UK solicitors have had a some strangle calls today.
I think we are missing the woods for the trees here, listen up people to my theory......
Red Bull started life as a marketing experiment, by a still very secretive marketing company.
decision is made to file a class action law suit, by themselves against themselves,
resulting in a $13 million cost for a global marketing exploitation (viral and online media), and more importantly a database of all the people who applied for the $10, name, address, telephone and email addresses, and if this goes to plan, pretty much most of Americans will apply.
compared to the estimated $1.2 billion dollars spent on F1 alone over the last decade, this is a drop in the ocean for them.
once you factor in all the other sponsorship they are involved in the amount becomes truly staggering.
simples, its a win, win for Red Bull.
Red Bull started life as a marketing experiment, by a still very secretive marketing company.
decision is made to file a class action law suit, by themselves against themselves,
resulting in a $13 million cost for a global marketing exploitation (viral and online media), and more importantly a database of all the people who applied for the $10, name, address, telephone and email addresses, and if this goes to plan, pretty much most of Americans will apply.
compared to the estimated $1.2 billion dollars spent on F1 alone over the last decade, this is a drop in the ocean for them.
once you factor in all the other sponsorship they are involved in the amount becomes truly staggering.
simples, its a win, win for Red Bull.
This, anyone who actually claims money from this is admitting they are an idiot and should be prevented from polluting the gene pool further
Yep, this people.
Where do I sign up for some of this free compensation money then?
Got to move to USA first.