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A grandmother who smuggled cocaine worth £1m in her mobility vehicle has been jailed for 13 years.
Ambrozine Heron, 77, and her daughter Paulette Chambers, 49, both of Smethwick, West Midlands, were arrested at the port of Dover in March.
The court heard 16kg (35lb) of cocaine was found hidden in Heron's specially-adapted Nissan Pathfinder.
Just excellent. You couldn't make this stuff up even if you tried.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7655206.stm