Drunken 'Aquisitions'
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Soldato
A light fitting from a multistori carpark, and the tarrif sign...
Worst thing was we actually must have gone home first, fetched tools and a huge art folder, unscrewed both of the damned things and packed them up.
some of the people I lived with in a student house once went over to a park opposite our house and stole an entire bench, two cast iron ends about ten massive lengths of wood, put it all back together in the back yard and sprayed it silver.
I slept through the four hour long construction op.
Worst thing was we actually must have gone home first, fetched tools and a huge art folder, unscrewed both of the damned things and packed them up.
some of the people I lived with in a student house once went over to a park opposite our house and stole an entire bench, two cast iron ends about ten massive lengths of wood, put it all back together in the back yard and sprayed it silver.
I slept through the four hour long construction op.
At the end of one night out I aquired a clothes peg (from somewhere in the club) and a Carlsberg bar towel.
My mate randomly opened a grit bin on the walk home another night - and inside was a rucksack (new) full of cider cans. I think he took it. Naughty boy.
You got into a scrappy fight and woke with swollen genitals?
My mate randomly opened a grit bin on the walk home another night - and inside was a rucksack (new) full of cider cans. I think he took it. Naughty boy.
WantoN said:
You got into a scrappy fight and woke with swollen genitals?
Permabanned
The green traffic light from the bottom of my road
Someone's car exhaust. And yes we somehow snapped it off, felt really bad after the hangover had cured and found it in our kitchen.
Update: Oh and someone's Lawn mower and a few tomato plants from there greenhouse.
I feel like a chav
Update: Oh and someone's Lawn mower and a few tomato plants from there greenhouse.
I feel like a chav
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After a monstor night out we woke up with some temp traffic lights and the plant pots from all our neighbours gardens in our living room. (We returned then the next night while drunk humming the mission impossible theme choon).
Soldato
A plastic viking helmet,
a life size cardboard cutout cow,
a selection of various roadcones,
a full cocktail set.
a life size cardboard cutout cow,
a selection of various roadcones,
a full cocktail set.
Permabanned
once i woke up after a big one, opened up the breakfast cabinet and it was full of Haribo god knows how that got there!!
god knows how that got there!!
Don
1 traffic light - yes the whole thing....
(not a temporary one)
(not a temporary one)
Malt_Vinegar said:
thats much better than mine!
Oh Oh Oh, we stole a Wagon wheel, a proper one! We wasn't allowed to take it in to the halls so we dumped it outside, where a friend of ours spotted it about an hour later and wheeled it back to his house.
Associate
My friend once stole a men at work sign. Recently i've had to buy a cople of men at work signs cost 110 quid for 2! so i feel bad when people say they stole them.
I woke up after a heavy night with Mr Daniels and Mr Guiness
with the most awful looking bird you have ever seen
She was a lovely girl really funny, knew about football made me laugh
had a great night with her and a few mates
Really nice girl apart from the fact she weighed more than me
Which is not such a bad thing, the 6 months of **** taking was a bad thing
with the most awful looking bird you have ever seen
She was a lovely girl really funny, knew about football made me laugh
had a great night with her and a few mates
Really nice girl apart from the fact she weighed more than me
Which is not such a bad thing, the 6 months of **** taking was a bad thing
Man of Honour
Ok, a temporary traffic light, and "men at work" road sign (all returned with a note though..).
I've also acquired a Mr potato head and a girls picture frame with what looks like a picture of her family in it
I also seem to wake up with women's jewellary, whether that means I pick up **** from club floors, or go up to women and steal from them I don't know
I've also acquired a Mr potato head and a girls picture frame with what looks like a picture of her family in it
I also seem to wake up with women's jewellary, whether that means I pick up **** from club floors, or go up to women and steal from them I don't know
Soldato
Most I've done is a piece of the pub itself (we didn't want to leave and therefore took a bit with us) I think it was a leg from the seating area iirc.
And when the Mayfair closed for the last time the whole place went home with various people - can't really remember what I ended up with, but I do know it was a great night!
And when the Mayfair closed for the last time the whole place went home with various people - can't really remember what I ended up with, but I do know it was a great night!