Drunken 'Aquisitions'

singist said:
peeks into thread .......... thinks better of it ............. strolls away whistling ....


cream of our youth eh? ..... I dunno!
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*garth from waynes world*
............eeewwwwwww

*/garth from waynes world*
 
BBQ and Patio heater
7 ft palm tree thing from a restruant
Truck Wheel :eek:
Nice industrial can opener
Various pint glasses
Cue balls
Oh and my mate brought home a bulldozer feom a building site
 
G|mp said:
@ Big white dog

Were you not the fella on here wanting to sit on his arse and claim benefits
even though you can work, saying something along the lines of
"I have no intention of getting out my bed in July or August"

Thats illegal so get off your high horse
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I don't think it is illegal.
 
I'm feeling more than a little left out, I usually come home with exactly what I started the night with apart from one notable exception where I lost my shoes to a thieving cabby*. I think the only thing I've ever come home with extra is a pool ball that was lying in the street and I wasn't even drunk at this point :o



*may not have been entirely his fault, I don't remember a thing about it other than standing in my socks in the snow and not having enough money to pay him although luckily my dad did.
 
My previous employer had a little unofficial competition running while we were present at Grand Prix's

Who could come back with the biggest and best souvineer....

It would then be proudly displayed in the company trophey room...and removed when the appropriate teams came around..

One chap liberated the engine cover from Michael Schumachers Ferrari...Someone else got both the Mika Hakkinen and David Coulthard West McLaren Mercedes scooters...Someone else got Jacques Villeneuve's crash helmet....

The amount of theiving that went on from all sorts of people was fabulous..including teams from each other...

Simon/~Flibster
 
I once came back with a 10ft (not exagerating) blow up santa outdoor exmas decoration over xmas this year. Which we thenpartially blew up with a fan heater (obviously too tall for living room). I wish I had a picture, it was huge!
When I was 16 I once aquired a full size (about 20 by 20 foot ish) army camo net, which we hung in a tree and slept in (5 of us it was that big).
Other things include fences and the normal street signs.

I always seemd to pick something up on the way home, grew out of it a bit now. Tend to get taxis so dont get chance!
 
big_white_dog84 said:
If you go and read my post you will see that I did not say I would be claiming JSA.

Also, it should be 'its name'.
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There should be a comma after 'post'.

But I'm just a drunk scumbag who steals things. :)
 
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