drunken injuries?

i woke up after one night drinking tequilla slammers with some friends to find my nose broken, and a large dent in my friends car's bonnet....not sure if the two are related :)
 
Efour2 said:
My ears were bleeding last night and it felt like somone had stuck 1000 pins into my brain. THen i reliased I was at an Arctic monkies(rubbish name) concert, ran out of the door, and i was cured! :p
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was worth it though :)
 
My friend has human teeth marks all over his face and shoulders from last sat. Another one had completely scabbed up shoulders as well. Problem is, none of us can remember anything!
 
Wondered downstairs the morning after a particulary heavy night out at Uni to find my housemate sitting in the living room with his arm in a cast. Neither of us could remember him breaking it (he only went to hospital in the morning when he woke up in quite a bit of pain) until our other housemate woke up and told us that we'd been practicing our Rugby tackles on the way home from the SU and my last tackle properly flattened him :eek:

I'm going to be best man at his wedding next year so I don't think he held a grudge :D
 
Bashed my head once when I woke up in the garage under the car. Well I thought I was in the garage, I was in fact in the boot of my car and apparently I'd climbed in, refused to come out and none of my mates could pull me out so they just put the lid down and left me out there.

Other than that I bashed my chin open once when I jumped on a mate, he went down like a house of cards and I landed on my chin. It was fun trying to explain that at work on Monday :D
 
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