Drunken Mistakes!

Smitho3 · 5 Apr 2006 at 20:20

Ok numb nuts ere got bladdered last night (bit depressed so decided the healthiest thing to do was drink the pain away

). After a bottle of Dows Port, Quarter bottle of JD and a 700ml Bottle of nonce juice (Reef) I pulled out the old credit card and purchased a £300 20” Acer monitor! I only remembered I had done this at about 3pm today when my work colleague mentioned how gutted he was that he spent £50 last night on the town. 

So anyone else done some serious foul-ups whilst on the sauce?

Duke · 5 Apr 2006 at 20:26

Usually end up with a load of road works in the front garden.. :confused:

Fakel1ty · 5 Apr 2006 at 20:26

Thats funny. Lets hope you sent it to your own address

Gilly · 5 Apr 2006 at 20:27

Hands up all those that'd have put their life savings on this being a 'damn, boned my ex last night' thread.

/raises hand

chris_r · 5 Apr 2006 at 20:28

I wish i could afford to make such mistakes, mine usually end up waking up in my own puddle of carrots and similar things

Morba · 5 Apr 2006 at 21:55

Gilly said:
Hands up all those that'd have put their life savings on this being a 'damn, boned my ex last night' thread.

/raises hand

/raises hand

On topic tho, ive done many drunken things, were they mistakes? hell no, all enjoyed at the time, thats all that matters

Gilly · 6 Apr 2006 at 06:54

Morba said:
/raises hand

Spacky · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:22

Smitho3 said:
Ok numb nuts ere got bladdered last night (bit depressed so decided the healthiest thing to do was drink the pain away ). After a bottle of Dows Port, Quarter bottle of JD and a 700ml Bottle of nonce juice (Reef) I pulled out the old credit card and purchased a £300 20” Acer monitor! I only remembered I had done this at about 3pm today when my work colleague mentioned how gutted he was that he spent £50 last night on the town. 

So anyone else done some serious foul-ups whilst on the sauce?

How is it, people get drunk but always remember how much they drunk though :confused:

Creation not good enough for the student masses these days?

DanH84 · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:25

/raises hand

Rwac · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:25

Drunken Sillyness is great. It's what you look back on, just make sure you spend it with mates and not by yourself :confused:

I'm impartial to a cheeky beer or two when i'm relaxing by myself, but i won't get hammered up by myself.

Had a good'un last night at McSlutskys in Kingston :cool:

Usually is a horrid place.

TinkerBell · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:25

Spacky said:
How is it, people get drunk but always remember how much they drunk though

Maybe because the bottles are there in the morning?

SaBBz · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:26

Spacky said:
How is it, people get drunk but always remember how much they drunk though

I don't understand that either. If I'm actually 'drunk' I can't remember how much I've had

Rwac · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:27

SaBBz said:
I don't understand that either. If I'm actually 'drunk' I can't remember how much I've had

But thats not getting 'drunk', it's getting paralysed by alcohol. If you gave me 5 minutes i could write you a list of what i drank last nite - and i got sozzled. :cool:

malfunkshun · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:28

Gilly said:
/raises hand

you werent that drunk if you managed to complete an online purchase, imo

SaBBz · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:38

Goatyman said:
But thats not getting 'drunk', it's getting paralysed by alcohol.

No it isn't.

Rwac · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:42

You have a different view then most people i know then. If i asked everyone out in the club last night - today - 'were you drunk last night?' most would say yes. But they could remember the drinks they had.

There were definately a few that were paralytic tho :O Student nites :cool:

Boycie · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:48

I think the most i've done is passed out on the front lawn

Spacky · 6 Apr 2006 at 08:57

Boycie said:
I think the most i've done is passed out on the front lawn

Your house I hope hehe.

I get drunk and don't really remember what I drank, I don't keep a list but more a estimate which I greatly exagerate to make me look matcho (sings - matcho matcho man).

Absomalutely · 6 Apr 2006 at 09:08

A couple of years ago I was trying to patch things up with an ex (*looks at Gillys raised hand) and we decided to go over to her aunties house with a couple of friends. 6 Cans of stella later and I'm fondling her auntie in the kitchen while she watches telly

Its funny, at the time you always think you're in control and then you look back and think 'why the **** did i do that'

she was hot, i guess thats why :cool:

Wryel · 6 Apr 2006 at 09:08

Last thing I did was to try and pull two of my (female) mates, told one of them she was a whore and that I was going to kill her. Oh and spent £55 on cabs. No idea how much I had, they just kept coming!