Drunken Mistakes!

When on holiday I woke up with a life size mickey mouse staring at me from the end of the bed.
worrying!

Edit - oh and I don't mean life size mouse size!
 
I think Bangor are missing some traffic cones due to Glasgow Uni students. Then we sacrificed a teddy bear at the stone circle there too.
 
Absomalutely said:
A couple of years ago I was trying to patch things up with an ex (*looks at Gillys raised hand) and we decided to go over to her aunties house with a couple of friends. 6 Cans of stella later and I'm fondling her auntie in the kitchen while she watches telly :o

Its funny, at the time you always think you're in control and then you look back and think 'why the **** did i do that'

she was hot, i guess thats why :cool:
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excellent :D
 
My best one was going to someones house and going nuts on the vodka, had a glass that was mostly filled with vodka, drunk it and passed out, next thing I remember is waking up the morning. Afterwards I spoke to my mates and found out I'd left the house and went to a pub, got more drunk, then went to a club and had more drink, found out a cab wouldn't take me home so my dad came and picked me up :eek: checked my wallet and had hardly any money left and my mobile didn't work anymore lol.

The lesson here is, don't drink vodka!
 
look at it this way after spending that amount of money atleast the lad has somthing to take his mind off his troubles.
drunken stupidness is a cool way to make your self look like a prat allthough i have never done it on "nonce juice" that stuff usually just gives me a bad gut and a dodgy taste in my throat
 
I invited my bird on holiday. I was going over to NYC for a wedding (that was arranged before I was seeing her) and after a fews cans of lager, and some he'ing and she'ing, I thought it would be great if I paid for her to come with me. Cost: £900. We split up about a fornight after coming home.
 
oh many many!

Walking home (about 4 miles) I decided that I needed to rest, I curled up in a field and went to sleep! Woke at 5am with the biggest headache ever and still had 2 miles to go! (mobiles weren't invented then!! :) )

Waking up next to a women I don't remember meeting whilst on holiday in Austria!! I vaguely remember bits and pieces of the night now though! *shudders* :eek:

Dismantling two sets of goal posts and neatly folding the nets.

Doing a beach boys stunt at a set of traffic lights in full view of a police car directly behind us. (I say beach boys stunt - its what we always called it when recalling the incident - it involves everyone piling out of the car, running round it and getting back in again before the lights change!) The police were not that amused!!
 
When I went to Magaluf in 2004 I did some crazy things.

I stayed out clubbing all night I got kicked out of the club at 7am, I was on my own so I went for a walk around Magaluf, I slept on a bench for an hour then I got up was sick then got mugged by a french guy but he only got about €10. Then I went for a swim in the sea fully clothed when the sun came up, I can still remember walking back to the hotel soaked in sea water.

I got back to my room and went for a swim in the pool and tried to wake all my mates up.
 
I was once ratted down the pub and for some strange reason I decided it would be a good idea to try balance something on my mates head. So I try it and obviously fail.

A little while later some rather stocky fellow comes up to me and starts pushing me around and I'm thinking what the **** is this guys problem. So I start arguing with him and after a bit I start to remember that after balancing something on my mates head I tried it on the lady stood next to him, must have been his partner!

After pushing me around for a bit trying to provoke me to hit him he gives in and goes over to the bouncer to try get me thrown out. They didnt though which I am quite suprised at really, then again he was the one trying to start a fight not me.

I woke up the next morning thinking why in gods name did I do that! :o
 
I do a lot of stupid **** but i don't really consider them mistakes. Aside from the munters :/ People who don't know me very well have taken my drunken side pretty badly, but it's usually those a few years younger than me. Meh, if people can't take a joke, they aren't worth the time anyway :)

Ant :cool:
 
i am an awesome drunk, everything i do while drunk is funny as hell.. at least to the people around me, my mate has a recorded of me just talking complete bull **** for about 10 minutes
 
Well i am sitting here staring at the £300 of 1337ness on my wall mount thinking "God, Thank you for inventing alcohol!" its now only a mistake in the sense i have no money for food for the rest of the month :( ah well lack of nurishment paired with the extra head movment i need to look from one side of my monitor to the other should make for a good weight loss plan this month :D
 
After about 2/3 bottle of Stolichnaya I went to the toilet (In a mates house) and found something that I thought may be entertaining to drink:

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I did manage to keep a hold of it even after much fighting, and I drank a fair bit of it too.

Yes it was screenwash. Yes I am a tool. Yes I was drunk / hungover for over 24 hours after the event.

On a more humerous note :D

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Worst for me is probably in Magaluf. I pulled this bird which I was convinced was seriously hot. My mates continually told me otherwise but I wasn't having none of it. Next day they showed me the photo. :/ lol

I passed out in chesterfield once on the street at around 11:30pm and was out cold till 7am the following day. Mum was considering taking me to hospital.
 
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