/Drunken Rant Engage
The scummiest form of life on the planet?
Hell I dont even know what the ******* name would be apart from useless *****. They stand there on the doors of VIP areas in clubs, generally looking extremely smug that their one GCSE that they acheived above level E entitled them to stand on said door.
But they are never alone, oh no, there are at least 3, generally 4-5 of the useless beggars god alone knows what they are being paid (hopefully in aresnic if my current dreams are true) and they stand there looking insufferably smug that there limited intelligence has led them to such a place of unlimtied power.
Now probably because they were bullied as kids/abused as kids/were bullies themselves as kids they take insane pleasure in invoking the pithy little amount of authority that their own pathetic existence has led them to exercise over a decent member of society and oh do they enjoy this, probably whilst touching themselves whilst screaming into the mirror that they are, indeed, the man that they profess to be.
I may as well come to the point of this rant, it does not effect myself, but I went to a club tonight (yes it was so bad and I was so annoyed that I am already home) and we had VIP access. This was a work do, and my friend was good mates of the owner. So we got free entry into the club, and entry into the VIP area.
I walk up the VIP area to be informed I cannot enter, after a few beers my temper is admittedly short;
"Why Not?"
"You need to be a VIP?"
"What like this VIP band says I am?"
"Oh that doesnt count you need to be a VIP"
I considered garroting him by his skinny white tie but was disuaded by the lass and my mate. My mate fetches the manager who allowed us the VIP access in the first place and the tough guy of seconds ago turns into a ubiquitous little ***** who cannot do enough to let us into the area and get us drinks.
So we are seated near the entrance to the area and I was listening in to our local nazi who seemed to change tack after we got entrance and started denying everyone with a VIP band saying they cant enter until 1am. Unless of course you were woman with a pair of **** you could stick your head in between and shake it around. So once again he takes his petty authority to suit his pathetic little ego, as I say it did not effect myself being in the VIP area, but when I did leave I was tempted to deck the little ****** for the pathetic stain on society that he was.
Don't get me wrong, everyone needs a job, and everyone needs a living. But what do these scummy parascites help to acheieve in society in general? NOTHING! Kill em all! They are the small minded bulllies of the world who get their rocks of by petty victories over everyone else in society.
DIE SCUM!!!
/Rant Off
The scummiest form of life on the planet?
Hell I dont even know what the ******* name would be apart from useless *****. They stand there on the doors of VIP areas in clubs, generally looking extremely smug that their one GCSE that they acheived above level E entitled them to stand on said door.
But they are never alone, oh no, there are at least 3, generally 4-5 of the useless beggars god alone knows what they are being paid (hopefully in aresnic if my current dreams are true) and they stand there looking insufferably smug that there limited intelligence has led them to such a place of unlimtied power.
Now probably because they were bullied as kids/abused as kids/were bullies themselves as kids they take insane pleasure in invoking the pithy little amount of authority that their own pathetic existence has led them to exercise over a decent member of society and oh do they enjoy this, probably whilst touching themselves whilst screaming into the mirror that they are, indeed, the man that they profess to be.
I may as well come to the point of this rant, it does not effect myself, but I went to a club tonight (yes it was so bad and I was so annoyed that I am already home) and we had VIP access. This was a work do, and my friend was good mates of the owner. So we got free entry into the club, and entry into the VIP area.
I walk up the VIP area to be informed I cannot enter, after a few beers my temper is admittedly short;
"Why Not?"
"You need to be a VIP?"
"What like this VIP band says I am?"
"Oh that doesnt count you need to be a VIP"
I considered garroting him by his skinny white tie but was disuaded by the lass and my mate. My mate fetches the manager who allowed us the VIP access in the first place and the tough guy of seconds ago turns into a ubiquitous little ***** who cannot do enough to let us into the area and get us drinks.
So we are seated near the entrance to the area and I was listening in to our local nazi who seemed to change tack after we got entrance and started denying everyone with a VIP band saying they cant enter until 1am. Unless of course you were woman with a pair of **** you could stick your head in between and shake it around. So once again he takes his petty authority to suit his pathetic little ego, as I say it did not effect myself being in the VIP area, but when I did leave I was tempted to deck the little ****** for the pathetic stain on society that he was.
Don't get me wrong, everyone needs a job, and everyone needs a living. But what do these scummy parascites help to acheieve in society in general? NOTHING! Kill em all! They are the small minded bulllies of the world who get their rocks of by petty victories over everyone else in society.
DIE SCUM!!!
/Rant Off
Five minutes later I would have tied him to the back of a taxi and told them to drive to Dover without stopping regardless 
)
Was out last week though 