Drunken Vent time...

[^TANK^]

Smash his pasty.

 

[bushmins]

He/you will eventually realise how trivial stuff like that is.

Lol, the ironing.

"Now i just made dumb sigs, to make me think im a keyboard warrior! Rowr!" How mature you have become.

 

[Lethagized]

Sounds like a typical night on the town with a depressed mate. He'll get over it