Drunks doing stupid things.

Raymond Lin

Raymond Lin

Raymond Lin

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Some idiot just came into our take away now and shouted at me 'your food is s***' and gave me the finger again. Now i've not seen him before so my reaction was to say 'you are s***' and gave him the finger too. He then walked out and continue to give me the finger and then moved onto make masturbation action simulation in his lower region outside the shop. All the while i am now just standing there watching him wondering who the hell is this muppet. Why do people do this, they just end look like absolute idiots. I wish i had my camera on me.
 
Yeah you get them mate, best to ignore them though

I was in a kebab shop when something similar happened. He ordered a kebab, ate a bit then kicked off saying it was poo

Walked out (still eating his food though :confused:) then turned round and threw his stuff back into the shop

The owner called him an idiot, so the drunk thinking he was a hard man went to run back in, slipped on a chip and ended up knocking himself out when his head hit the floor.

Some people had to pile him in a taxi still out cold with one of his mates

Plenty of lol'age followed
 
Seriously retarted Idiot I am afraid. A loser without a sense of purpose. The list is endless.
 
should have squinted, suggesting he had small genitals to arouse. A magnifying glass would have been the perfect pratical retort.
 
Steedie said:
I was in a kebab shop when something similar happened. He ordered a kebab, ate a bit then kicked off saying it was poo

Walked out (still eating his food though :confused:) then turned round and threw his stuff back into the shop

The owner called him an idiot, so the drunk thinking he was a hard man went to run back in, slipped on a chip and ended up knocking himself out when his head hit the floor.

Some people had to pile him in a taxi still out cold with one of his mates

Plenty of lol'age followed
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ROFL - that is well funny!
 
at least he was only being verbally abusive it could have easily of been a few chavs and smash you & your shop up and rob you

it was probably someone who just couldnt handle their pop and will feel embarrassed tommorow
 
think yourself lucky as a taxi driver i deal with these idiots constantly, ho hum no doubt will get my fill when i go out at 3am :(
 
Best thing was that he walked into the front door when trying to come in, gave me the finger and then walked in and started swearing.
 
Try working in a nightclub. Idiot student lobs pint glass over the heads of 250 other punters which smashes against the wall and showers glass everywhere. He couldn't understand why he was being dragged out because he was only throwing it at his mate "for a laugh". Another incident which springs to mind is the idiot who stood on a table and jumped on my back after I had just walked past him. He really couldn't understand why he found himself on the floor with the sole of my boot pressed against his throat. You may think that was a bit harsh but it was only 24 hours after 3 of our lads had been stabbed by Alabanian immigrants while working the door. One of the lads was stabbed in the heart and it was only my intervention that saved his life.
 
The most idiotic thing I've ever done was fall over a tree, then proceed to attempt to headbut it in retaliation.

Yeah, the tree won.

Never been an arse to a person though.
 
That sounds pretty heavy eddie. Must be real hassle working a door like that.

Some drunken chav lamped me last night after I asked why he was spitting in the face of a girl. He had 3 mates with him so doing anything would have been dumb. My mate put him on his **** only a minute before so he was probably just venting his anger on me. After he lamped me I said he punched like a girl and if he wasn't with his mates (and me by myself) he'd be on the floor. He's known for being "hard" so that probably made him feel an inch tall in front of his chav mates.

Lesson learnt there lads: don't be reasonable with idiots.
 
Yeah I don't get this. When I'm drunk I have no desire to swear or abuse random people. I don't get it.
 
eddiemcgarrigle said:
Try working in a nightclub. Idiot student lobs pint glass over the heads of 250 other punters which smashes against the wall and showers glass everywhere. He couldn't understand why he was being dragged out because he was only throwing it at his mate "for a laugh". Another incident which springs to mind is the idiot who stood on a table and jumped on my back after I had just walked past him. He really couldn't understand why he found himself on the floor with the sole of my boot pressed against his throat. You may think that was a bit harsh but it was only 24 hours after 3 of our lads had been stabbed by Alabanian immigrants while working the door. One of the lads was stabbed in the heart and it was only my intervention that saved his life.
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No thank you. You're just cannon fodder or target practice for every experienced and would-be idiot in the land :eek:
 
JBuk said:
at least he was only being verbally abusive it could have easily of been a few chavs and smash you & your shop up and rob you

it was probably someone who just couldnt handle their pop and will feel embarrassed tommorow
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Remember though the people working in the take away have a large selection of big sharp knives as well as electric cutters :D
 
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