similar idiot phoned my restaurant tonight for a delivery
the driver gets to his door, and he says i havent ordered anything
so the driver phones me explains that hes at the address given and that the persona says they havent ordered, so i say hold on ill phone them
i check their phone number they have only given us 10 digits, luckily our phones have caller display, so i phone the phone they phoned from
i say hi, have you ordered a delivery from my restaurant??
he says no
i then say have you phoned my restaurant??
he says no
then i say how come i have your number in my phone, a call has been made from this mobile and placed an order at my restaurant it has got to the address and the person there says they havent ordered it
he then says oh yeah somebody else used my phone but they are no longer here
so some idiot has placed an order supposedly if it isnt the **** on the other end of the phone, then left, i just hung up on the guy its obvious he was drunk
another time somebody phoned after we had closed, 12.15pm, rather than let the phone ring, i picked up and said hi, they wanted a delivery
so i say sorry deliveries finished 45 minutes ago and all the staff and the driver has left
he then says thats ******* brilliant. what the **** am i supposed to do now you ********???
i told him he could come chomp on my big kebab for all i care
he then says i think you should apologise
i laughed at him told him to **** off and hung up
oh yeah another time, some idiot decided to throw rice everywhere, told me to come over and said why dont you get a brush and clean up this mess ive made for you
i told him, why dont you get down on your knees and suck me off
he then told me he would be back with his boys and left
i could go on forever i have had many idiots come in or phone
oh yeah the best one is
i have these 2 regular drunks who come in, absolutely steaming, once they were so drunk they thought they had already paid for the meal before they ate, but i told them no, you pay the bill after you eat and are ready to leave, or else how would we know everyones bar bill before they ordered all the drinks they were gonna have with their meal and after it, etc
but once they were so drunk they orginally ordered a carryout but decided to sit in, so they paid for the carryout before the order went into the kitchen, then asked for the bill when they ate inside, so they paid twice
also when drunks forget about their change, or when they gave you 20 instead of 10, thats always good too
makes up for the rest of the idiots
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