Dry Lips

NeverWinter · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:40

Medication I'm on is really drying my lips out, little tubs of Vaseline don't seem to be cutting it. Anyone got better suggestions?

Sunbed · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:42

*whips out massive dong*

wanna go on that? Full'o protein.

Edit: serious answer: carmex

nuttyprot · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:42

NeverWinter said:
Medication I'm on is really drying my lips out, little tubs of Vaseline don't seem to be cutting it. Anyone got better suggestions?

You could be very very nice to your other half. Or try lip balm.

Stupot_ · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:43

Put the vaseline on your lips, not your bum.

jp_bl_68 · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:43

I find that vaseline just sits on top of my lips making them feel greasy but not moisturised. I switched to Boots own brand lip balm. Does the trick.

Van Hellseek · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:45

I use a Nivia stick in winter. Was sceptical at first, but it worked wonders tbh.

explicit4u · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:45

Try Carmex

vicisthebest · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:46

Blistex intensive repair. Really tingles when it goes on, minty. Good stuff.

Danthus · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:48

Swarfega, real men use it.

Lydzor · 18 Apr 2011 at 23:49

Try wetting your lips before putting on the Vaseline. It should help to keep the water there.

NeverWinter · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:05

Stupot_ said:
Put the vaseline on your lips, not your bum.

Is that where I'm going wrong?

Sonea Fifer · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:17

Being GD I'm really surprised no one has mentioned mustard yet! :rolleyes:

Van Hellseek said:
I use a Nivia stick in winter. Was sceptical at first, but it worked wonders tbh.

This is what I use in winter too - works a treat

Borden · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:22

Only use a small amount of vaseline and rub it in properly. Works best after a wash/shower when your lips will be warm and softened.

Works for me.

Murray · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:32

Mustard

Tikkabhuna · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:37

+1 for the nivia stick. Definitely works better than normal vaseline for me.

ojrules · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:45

edit- anythign c'ept for chapsticks, i've got some fancy crabtree and evelyn thing which isnt too bad... i find most make me look like i'm wearing lipstick because i've got the lips of a black man

Marvin · 19 Apr 2011 at 00:48

Bleach is where it's at...

randomshenans · 19 Apr 2011 at 01:01

Carmex for sure, lovely tingle as well. Ha

Rich1988 · 19 Apr 2011 at 01:05

semen, mixed with mustard.

twist3d0n3 · 19 Apr 2011 at 01:07

shake'n'vac will sort you out in no time