Dump her or keep her?!

[BrightonBelle]

i tohught that you had been reading this place for a long time, surely you would have noticed how quickly certain types of posts get filled with info/spam/abuse/useful advice*


*delete as appropriate ;]

Fixed

(No one has explained the pirate thing btw )

BB x

 

[cleanbluesky]

(No one has explained the pirate thing btw )

BB x

I'm willing to bet it has something to do with spuff, and using that spuff in a fashion that would make a woman walk around with one eye closed or protected by a patch

 

[The Mad Rapper]

I'm willing to bet it has something to do with spuff, and using that spuff in a fashion that would make a woman walk around with one eye closed or protected by a patch

WTF is 'Spuff'?

 

[Andelusion]

That made me ****ing laugh

He doesn't deserve the lolage, someone else posted that in a breakup thread ages ago, I remember as it received a laffo from me too.

 

[Zefan]

He doesn't deserve the lolage, someone else posted that in a breakup thread ages ago, I remember as it received a laffo from me too.

They didn't put it quite as eloquently as I did.

 

[cleanbluesky]

They didn't put it quite as eloquently as I did.

Hahahaha

Busted, you litte ....

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9669247&postcount=33

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9669600&postcount=29

 

[BrightonBelle]

I'm willing to bet it has something to do with spuff, and using that spuff in a fashion that would make a woman walk around with one eye closed or protected by a patch

:/

OK! Thanks matey!

BB x

 

[tim_enchanter]

WTF is 'Spuff'?

DUH

It's not fair I didn't get to read the email and nobody quoted anything

 

[Zefan]

Thanks matey!

I see what you did there! You've had it done before haven't you? I bet you loved it

 

[cleanbluesky]

BB, would you like your timbers shivered?

 

[The Mad Rapper]

DUH

It's not fair I didn't get to read the email and nobody quoted anything

From that response I take it that it refers to male ejaculatory fluid? I've never known it to be called that before

 

[Tefal]

Me too, i'm gonna have to try that on the wifey tonight.

We demand vids pics or the devoice papers as proof.

 

[BrightonBelle]

I see what you did there! You've had it done before haven't you? I bet you loved it

:/ any guy who even dared to do that to me wouldn't be able to even aim again.

BB, would you like your timbers shivered?

And you! You should know better!!!



BB x

 

[moogie]

You're on top, finish up in your hand then "GO WEB GO" ---> face.

pmsl

dons spidey costume and hunts for wife.....

 

[dannyjo22]

Original post removed, so I say dump her. What ever it was it must have been bad/serious to ask OCuk for help.

 

[joeconway]

angry pirate = kick her in the leg and *** in her eye.



ahar.


original post removed, i wish i could see what it said though. Cant have been good though

 

[_Jimlad_]

i missed the email

 

[dannyjo22]

i missed the email

Me too, I think from the gist of the follow on conversation she slept with a boat full of pirates.

 

[moogie]

Me too, I think from the gist of the follow on conversation she sleeped with a boat full of pirates.

and spiderman....

 

[joeconway]

Me too, I think from the gist of the follow on conversation she sleeped with a boat full of pirates.

thats the impression i got