Embarrassing confessions

I got bullied by a 67yr old woman at work, she was what's known as a covert aggressive did all kinds of bizarre ****. I'm fairy sure she had Narcissistic Personality Disorder actually.
 
mmj_uk said:
I got bullied by a 67yr old woman at work, she was what's known as a covert aggressive did all kinds of bizarre ****. I'm fairy sure she had Narcissistic Personality Disorder actually.
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Is that another name for 'passive aggressive', or is it altogether different? :)
 
Once when I was about 11 or 12 I'd returned home from school having forgotten my house keys... I was badly in need of a dump. Realising it would be another couple of hours before my parents returned I curled out a big steaming one into a bucket I'd found in the back garden. Looking at the size of the thing I panicked and worried about how I'd be able to sneak such a monstrous **** into the house and dispose of it covertly once my parents returned. An idea then came to me... we had some neighbours with a big dog... our back garden was adjacent to their front drive, I could lob the **** over the fence and they'll hopefully blame their dog or at least assume some random dog did it.

So standing near the fence I took a big swing with the bucket and launched the brown terror, it easily cleared the fence and I was quite happy... I then took a peak over the fence and to my horror saw where it had landed... on the bonnet of their BMW! It had also lost some of its shape and had splattered creating a huge mess.
 
dowie said:
Once when I was about 11 or 12 I'd returned home from school having forgotten my house keys... I was badly in need of a dump. Realising it would be another couple of hours before my parents returned I curled out a big steaming one into a bucket I'd found in the back garden. Looking at the size of the thing I panicked and worried about how I'd be able to sneak such a monstrous **** into the house and dispose of it covertly once my parents returned. An idea then came to me... we had some neighbours with a big dog... our back garden was adjacent to their front drive, I could lob the **** over the fence and they'll hopefully blame their dog or at least assume some random dog did it.

So standing near the fence I took a big swing with the bucket and launched the brown terror, it easily cleared the fence and I was quite happy... I then took a peak over the fence and to my horror saw where it had landed... on the bonnet of their BMW! It had also lost some of its shape and had splattered creating a huge mess.
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Epic.:D
 
Dis86 said:
Oh. My. God. I'm not alone!!!
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Earwax fwiends!
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Dis86 said:
Check out umboliths and tonsiliths too.
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I take it back, you're a wrongon!
 
arc@css said:
Is that another name for 'passive aggressive', or is it altogether different? :)
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I wasn't scared or intimidated by her, it's just that she was highly manipulative and would do and say underhanded things to attack my character (as a worker) in extremely clever and subtle ways. If I were to react in any sort of way then it'd probably be me who looked like the aggressor/troublemaker.

I wouldn't let her manipulate me like she did everyone else so I guess I was seen as the enemy, she'd do stuff to make my job more difficult (ie. sabotage) but in ways where I would have no real evidence to take it up with management (who were useless anyway).

http://kickbully.com/ is a good website I found about those types of people, a wolf in sheep's clothing is probably the best description.
 
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In year 11 I trusted a fart that I shouldn't have and **** in my kegs which ran down my leg. The smell was acrid. I had a reputation back then of being cool so I had to do something to mask this..... I purposely trod in dog **** so I could blame the smell on that.
 
I once drunkenly fell about 5 feet into what I thought was an open storm drain, until I noticed the smell. :(
 
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