Embarrassing confessions

Dis86 · 10 Sep 2016 at 16:40

Skunkworks said:
Earwax fwiends!

I take it back, you're a wrongon!

Lol. Complete deviant i know.

Pawnless Endgame · 10 Sep 2016 at 16:57

At 38, I'm still a huge Disney fan. The odd thing is that I never liked it as a kid, but then really got into it when I saw Aladdin (1994, aged 16), and the rest was history.

uvarvu · 10 Sep 2016 at 16:59

Thinking I was home alone, I went to the toilet with the door open and was quite vocal about it. Something along the lines of "ohhhhh yes out you come". Once I finished my business I noticed my room mate's door was open, his partner was in there and I didn't notice :/

fatiain · 10 Sep 2016 at 17:38

uvarvu said:
Thinking I was home alone, I went to the toilet with the door open and was quite vocal about it. Something along the lines of "ohhhhh yes out you come". Once I finished my business I noticed my room mate's door was open, his partner was in there and I didn't notice :/

I was on "suicide watch" with a prisoner in custody, my colleague went for a poo in the toilet at the end of the corridor. That was the most uncomfortable 10 minutes I have ever spent at work as me and the guy I was watching had to sit through Dave's bowel movement in glorious THX levels of surround sound. :eek:

itchy · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:20

Saying to a work college "Are you pregnant again?" to which I received a resoundingly stern "NO!".

It was a proper................

Moment.

I have many more but am afraid am....................

Out of this thread.

Akagi · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:22

Oh I once got caught by the Police having 'relations' in my car.

Ahhhh good times... At the time I was the most embarrassed I had ever felt in my life.

V F · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:26

BDEE said:
I once fell face first into a cow pat. It was massive and I was covered in it.

https://youtu.be/_7ZhlO2cRnY

antijoke · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:27

Acme said:
Oh I once got caught by the Police having 'relations' in my car.

Ahhhh good times... At the time I was the most embarrassed I had ever felt in my life.

Now you just get ****ed by dodgy cars.

adolf hamster · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:37

Jeremy kyle, its hilarious but you cant watch too much else your faith in humanity will completely die.

V F · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:42

Frightening.

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Sep 2016 at 22:56

Hikari Kisugi said:
Indeed.

We need an anon thread again, those are usually quite the amusement.

Come on Mags, get one going.

Hey buddy

I can probably do that but newer.

Digital X · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:31

I'm 26 and still thoroughly enjoy Pokemon.

Akagi · 11 Sep 2016 at 00:47

[FnG]magnolia;29995527 said:
Hey buddy

I can probably do that but newer.

i would probably participate in one of those threads, but because my style of posting/writing is so.. Tiresome and rambley at times, I'm sure lots of people would realise it was me.

SexyGreyFox · 11 Sep 2016 at 01:55

I was on stage tonight and I was singing a song called Hells Bells by AC/DC which has me straining a lot. During one such strain I did a little trump and I could feel a little bit of liquid so I chose my time at the end of the song and ran to the bog. I made the excuse that I was bosting but I came back without my underpants

CREATIVE!11 · 11 Sep 2016 at 09:31

DampCat said:
I once tried to sex talk my sister on MSN thinking she was a chick I was seeing with the same name.

We've never mentioned it to each other since.

ayyyy lmao.

flibbage0 · 11 Sep 2016 at 15:49

Hikari Kisugi said:
LOL I don't recall that one!
Are you sure that was in the thread?

I don't even remember writing that :eek:

Past 5 years have flown by for me