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trouble with corsas, they're like the new novas, except chavs now prefer corsas because theres more **** looking wide arch body kits, cheap bean tin exhausts and spoilarz. Couple of ripspeed seat covers, some wolfrace alloys and a chrome gearnob later they are dressed in chav uniform. Ooh, can't forget the lexarse lights.
I think thats why they get so slated.

The the chavs drive past and you wish this would have happened earlier because it's better than seeing the chavved up corsa
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6k, I don't know if I could justify paying that for a corsa. I mean come on man add a grand of so and buy an astra at least.
 
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Tupac said:
£5994 at a Franchised dealer.

I'm not sure how accurate it is, but using Vauxhall's trade in checker, they claim I should get that(£59xx) as part ex.

Theres not a scratch or stone chip on it.

Thanks.
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Why did you buy it? Surely after owning your previous one you must know how crap they are. Your previous one rolled over on the Motorway for goodnes sake.

Why did you not jump at the opportunity to buy a car that was good?
 
Please can we not just go beyond this bloody Corsa' hating?

Its very tiresome, and to be honest he isn't a chav and isn't going to chav it up.

He likes the shape, he knows how they drive and he wanted it.

I didn't want him to buy it, but I'm not going to go on and on trying to make him feel like a small person for doing so.

It's a car, nothing more nothing less.

There might not be direct insults in this thread, but your trying your best fox.
 
AmTechFox said:
Please can we not just go beyond this bloody Corsa' hating?

Its very tiresome, and to be honest he isn't a chav and isn't going to chav it up.

He likes the shape, he knows how they drive and he wanted it.

I didn't want him to buy it, but I'm not going to go on and on trying to make him feel like a small person for doing so.

It's a car, nothing more nothing less.

There might not be direct insults in this thread, but your trying your best fox.
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Good point,

at least its not a smart car.
 
MattandJet said:
Your pathetic tbh.

Would you rather he buy a season ticket for stagecoach?
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No, I'd rather he bought one of the many hundreds of good cars available. There are loads. Anything from a Fiesta Zetec-S TDCi to a Golf to a Polo to a Fabia vRS perhaps a Honda Civic maybe something like a Seat Leon you get the picture.

Stop bringing irrelevent bus crud into the thread becuase nobody is saying he shouldnt have bought a car.

Mind you I guess if he's going to ruin another car it might as well be a Corsa, save the decent cars for people who'll look after them.

Read his opening post - he knew EXACTLY what reception he was going to get, so kindly vacate the thread if you don't like it.
 
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AmTechFox said:
Its very tiresome, and to be honest he isn't a chav and isn't going to chav it up.
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Of course he is, he chaved up his last one?

Not suprised you've come to his rescue, I'm still waiting with suspense for your next new car thread. At least he's consistent in that he keeps buying Corsas. I fully expect you to post asking about vans next given you've gone from Smart ForTwo to Mitsubishi FTO to Vauxhall Signum diesel in the space of 2 weeks..
 
6k for a 05 plate Corsa diesel. I can't believe it. My flatmate recently paid £6.5k for a 04 plate 320d SE which is immaculate with 70k on the clock. Why the hell are corsas worth so much :(
 
[TW]Fox;12293540 said:
Of course he is, he chaved up his last one?

Not suprised you've come to his rescue, I'm still waiting with suspense for your next new car thread. At least he's consistent in that he keeps buying Corsas. I fully expect you to post asking about vans next given you've gone from Smart ForTwo to Mitsubishi FTO to Vauxhall Signum diesel in the space of 2 weeks..
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Can you prove I will?

I've heard how they sound with big bore exhausts :p
 
As we can see Tupac has not been emotionally scarred by this thread and clearly doesn't give a stuff what we think anyway so quit trying to rescue him from the hoard of angry Corsa haters :p
 
Motors is very intresting when Fox doesn't like the car that the OP bought.

I think it is a nice looking, good wee car.

But there is so many other cars out there that does things soooooooooo much cheaper than what the corsa can.

A letted corsa then yes, a diesel 5 door erm no.
 
Its a shame the Corsa D couldn't of had a name change because its significantly better than its predecessors but its still tarred with the reputation. Yes, its still a low powered supermini, but a much better driving experience.
 
Tupac said:
Can you prove I will?

I've heard how they sound with big bore exhausts :p
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sounds like a wet fart because the engine naturally sounds like, a wet fart

All the chavs go "yeah blud thats genuine heinz, sounds well beefy like innit"

Then everyone just says "what a ****" as you drive it along because it's just going to sound crap.
Wheras if you put a big bore exhaust on a nice meaty engine, sounds great usually, and you'll get more thumbs up.
 
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