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Mohinder said:
A bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do I know you?' he says. She asks him 'aren't you the father of one of my children?'... He quickly throws his mind back to the only time he was unfaithful, and says 'Were you the hooker I ****ed over the snooker table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my bum?'

'No,' she replies...




'I'm your daughter's teacher'
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Good joke - it got me laughing

Eulogy said:
I got one :

As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "but John, you are a veterinarian."
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good but not as good as the OP!
 
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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget".
 
Moredhel said:
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget".
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lmao!:D Wrong!:p
 
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