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Narj

Narj

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Must be getting older and wiser - I went to a strip club tonight and didn't even get a stir downstairs from a private dance... :( Actually, I felt a bit sorry for the bird who was doing it.

I suppose that these days, unless I'm guaranteed to smash their pasty or tea-towel-holder, I'm not allowing myself to get worked up over it. :confused:

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I know what you mean. Strip clubs do nothing for me, but other stuff does. Whether it's the thrill of the chase or being able to 'do' something I'm not sure.
 
Greenlizard0 said:
I know what you mean. Strip clubs do nothing for me, but other stuff does. Whether it's the thrill of the chase or being able to 'do' something I'm not sure.
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I see....I see.


*puts up beware of GreenLizard posters around town*
 
PianoBasher said:
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Proper LOL from me! \:D/

I know what you mean though. :( I'm only 28 and I'm starting to get that way. A girl I fancy and want to chase after? I'm there, in more ways than one. :p A girl who looks sexually attractive on her way down the street? Tent pole.

Paying a bird to pretend she wants to do the sexy for you? Meh. Rather spend it on a book. Total fail. Just a case of teenage hormones wearing off I suppose. We're old enough and ugly enough to realise when we're going to get some or not. :p

EDIT: OWAIT. PianoBasher, you say?? I await GD's puns with delicious anticipation.
 
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Rainmaker said:
Paying a bird to pretend she wants to do the sexy for you? Meh. Rather spend it on a book. Total fail. Just a case of teenage hormones wearing off I suppose. We're old enough and ugly enough to realise when we're going to get some or not. :p
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This is definitely it - I made it clear to the lass that I knew what her game was and that I knew she was putting it all on. Still went for it anyway.

It's just not erotic when you know they're just doing it for the cash, whether you're an average Joe or a big fat sweaty pilsbury dough-boy with 12 remote controls and last night's kebab buried in his flab rolls. Me being the former, btw. :p
 
i deserve a mother chuffing medal tonight, my hot flat mate at uni of half a week came onto me all night.. i felt physically exhausted after the will power that took... whats worse is that 2 out of the 3 mates i asked for advice were like yehh go for it... but yeh i'm young at that kinda thing in the OP does nothing for me
 
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Last time I was at a strip club the bird got a bit excited with her dancing and bouncing up and down on my bloody thighs gave me bloomin bruises. Kind of tough to get um excited while feeling like I just got beat up :(
 
I had a lap dance in houston once that physicaly hurt, she practical crushed my nuts she was grinding on me so hard.

I've never like the places but some times you get dragged along (stag does, birthdays, your single mates got the horn and needs some mind ammo for later).

First time i ever went i got talking to one of the girls, I was slagging of a stag party i was with about how stupid this all was, and she agreed but told me how much she earnt out of it. I was amazed how bright she was and level headed, the sort of girl I would really have liked if we'd have meet under other circumstances.

Then the grooms future brother in law puked up all over the poor girl dancing for him and large men asked the party to leave.
 
Fenris said:
Worst coming out thread ever.

Seriously though you are all very, very strange.
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what? dont be stupid! im off to prague next week and 3 of the lads cant wait to go to the strip clubs etc!

ive done it all before and i hate it tbh! being starred down by 25 stone beef cakes forcing you to buy the girls expensive cocktails every 15 mins! BS to that id rather go to a club and pull some attractive bird there and buy her drinks get to know her a little then smash her all around my hotel room!

ive done quiet a lot of strip clubs in my time! (am only 27) and tbh ive only ever enjoyed it once and that was because i was pretty wrecked on mdma!

doubt ill even go to one in prague!
 
ojrules said:
i deserve a mother chuffing medal tonight, my hot flat mate at uni of half a week came onto me all night.. i felt physically exhausted after the will power that took... whats worse is that 2 out of the 3 mates i asked for advice were like yehh go for it... but yeh i'm young at that kinda thing in the OP does nothing for me
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Sorry, you've lost me, why do you deserve a medal for this? Are you already in a relationship? Is she already in a relationship? Is there something else you're not telling us? Because at the moment all I'm seeing is that you turned down a hot flat mate - fair enough if there's a reason, if not then you're just turning down attractive people on a whim which doesn't deserve a medal so much as five across the eyes until you come to your senses. :p
 
I have to say that strip clubs don't really do much for me - been to quite a few and whilst the atmosphere can be fun and it is a bit of titillation it's less arousing than say that initial moment when you know "it's on" with someone ;)
 
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