Epic fail

ojrules said:
i deserve a mother chuffing medal tonight, my hot flat mate at uni of half a week came onto me all night.. i felt physically exhausted after the will power that took... whats worse is that 2 out of the 3 mates i asked for advice were like yehh go for it... but yeh i'm young at that kinda thing in the OP does nothing for me
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Gheyer.
 
Lap dances never do anything for me, I guess just because you know you've just paid for it, and they've done this for 100 other guys before you that night
 
Know what you mean! I think it's the general standard of lap dancers these days though, some places have all average women and it makes you think 'i could get better without paying!' lol
 
gillywibble said:
I've only been to one, in Le Mans. The 'act' thought it would be fun to put sunglasses in there.
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I think the best one I ever saw was a talented lady that managed to take a puff on a ciggy with it and blow out a nice cloud of smoke.

I agree with Morba! :D Also for the price of a dance you can get some local bird a few sambuccas and have unfettered access to the love-pudding fun hole.
 
I went to a strip club a couple of years back for a mate's 21st, didn't understand the fuss. I appreciate a nice looking gal, and there were a few of them, but it's like paying for a demo of a game you'd never play. Who'd do that!?
 
Sawell said:
I went to a strip club a couple of years back for a mate's 21st, didn't understand the fuss. I appreciate a nice looking gal, and there were a few of them, but it's like paying for a demo of a game you'd never play. Who'd do that!?
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More like renting a bike but not getting to ride it? :p

@JBuk... meh, dunno, she's obviously earning a load of cash, but having to do the same old thing to hundreds of us perving geezers must be a tiny bit degrading. I know a girl who used to do all that stuff to help pay bills while at uni and she's glad she got out of it.
 
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Begbie said:
light breeze does the job for me, I swear my hormines have stayed the same since I was 16.
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Office boner? :p

Year 7/8 at school was the worst for me. Pritty much every time I sat down. Was always hoping the teacher would never make us stand up!

Assembly too. Dear jesus as soon as I plonked myself down and crossed my legs you could spin plates on it.

Calmed down somewhat now. Dirty talk and being offered it on a plate doesn't do anything for me, particulary when it's easy. Much prefer the fun of the chase and some flirting. Or not saying a word but having just seen each other across the room and then some rough :D
 
Westie said:
what? dont be stupid! im off to prague next week and 3 of the lads cant wait to go to the strip clubs etc!

ive done it all before and i hate it tbh! being starred down by 25 stone beef cakes forcing you to buy the girls expensive cocktails every 15 mins! BS to that id rather go to a club and pull some attractive bird there and buy her drinks get to know her a little then smash her all around my hotel room!

ive done quiet a lot of strip clubs in my time! (am only 27) and tbh ive only ever enjoyed it once and that was because i was pretty wrecked on mdma!

doubt ill even go to one in prague!
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When i as in prauge the strippers were very hot, hungarian honies came to mind but was rather disapointed and put off by their cold buisness like approach.
 
Last strip club I was in was for my mates birthday a couple of years ago. I met him at the train station and we went straight there.

It turns out that Tuesday afternoons are not the time to go for strippers. Lets just say it wasnt the 'A' team on stage.
 
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