Man of Honour
Here's how I do it;
-wash and peel potatos, taking ages and getting peel everywhere.
-heat pan of water until its boiling
-chuck in whats left of the mutilated potatos
-bring back to the boil and simmer for 20 minutes
-drain pan
-pick out the ones which fell in the sink
- add huge knob of butter (but no milk) + teaspoon of mustard
mash it all up, but not so much that it becomes paste.
I sort of do the same, except add some salt to the boiling water, and leave the skins on. Mash with skins is mint, gives it some texture as opposed to mush.