I ran an experiment to see if Fairy Tale endings exist. I bought my first ever lottery tickets. Chose the numbers on one, lucky dipped the second and...
Won £0. Now I just feel silly. I've always said the lottery is a tax on hope, and I'm embarrassed the 100 chances at a million thing swayed my rational side. I mean, what can you buy with a million quid these days anyway. A decent house? A handful of MPs? Organic veg for a family of four?![]()


Next poster gets a holiday of their choosing if I win the jackpot![]()

I'll need pics before I commit.
Although if you did win the jackpot, you wouldn't have any problems getting a bit of action I'd imagine!

You can sleep with my missus for a round the world ticket.
Beat that mrk.![]()