Euromillions

In for 10k. Probably late but meh!

If I knew I won the £150m tonight I would be sick. Literally. I have no idea how anyone could possibly keep calm if their numbers came up. Our normal routine is for me to look at the results and let the good lady know the outcome if we won or not. I always said if I won the big one I would say "no, sorry love not our turn tonight" and keep it secret for a day or two and take her to where ever the lottery HQ is a few days later to claim the dosh and surprise her as we walk up the road the the big building.

I would also take one member on here with us too as he would be receiving a huge sum of it, plus he would be driving us there haha..
 
I just put 6 lines on myself.

If I won that much money, I'd give £50m of it to charity, loads to my family and spend the rest.
 
I wouldn't give a penny to charity. Those thieving mugs will see you coming a mile away, and will have precooked the books before you even get there.

Nope, I'd get involved myself. Dedicate a couple of years of my life to a country in tatters (probably Somalia or Sudan) and work primarily on education systems and hygiene and take it from there.

No penny would go anywhere near a charity, unless it's maybe CRUK or similar.
 
In with £20 for another fruitless gambling game of chance

Probability of winning the jackpot 1 in 116,531,800

Probability of being struck by lightning in my lifetime 1 in 6250

About sums it up really..

This is the last time I'm playing it tonight...
As I said last week, I think I'll chuck a tenner at the monopoly instant win game instead.
 
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