I went for the dramatic "i quit"
My bosses boss was a petty bully both in public and private. I spent a week in the London office after being one days notice, I wasn't happy but I just got on with it without saying anything.
Anyway during my time there I was asked to move a big Xerox multifunction printer/fax/scanner I agreed but when I realised that I didn't have long enough patch cables I said that it wouldn't be possible today because of the shortage of cable. The director and me agreed that he would get one of his staff to plug the patch lead in when it arrived and for now it was OK to leave the printer where it was so the office could function. This was a Friday and I was due to go back to Crewe that night.
Monday comes and I'm back at work and I get called into my line managers bosses office. He asks why I haven't moved the printer as asked, I explained the above and that he had been agreed with the director at site and thought that would be that.
The next thing I know is I am being asked to go to London that day to move the printer and re patch it, I said that it was a waste of time and that as agreed a staff member there would plug the patch lead into the wall socket.
This wasn't good enough and in no uncertain terms was told I was going to London, at this point I asked for my boss to be called in and that request was refused.
At this point I walked out to get my line manager so he could join in the debate, when he heard what had been agreed with the London office he was happy and didn't see any issue.
This was still not good enough and again I was told I was going to have to go to London that day to patch the printer in, I refused and to be fair my line manager agreed that it was a waste of time.
My line manager asked me to leave the room so he could sort it out, 10 minutes later I'm called back in and to the astonishment of me and my lime manager I am told that I am going to London to plug the cable in.
I refuse under any circumstances to go to London to plug in one cable at which point the whole situation turns into farce and I walk out and sit at my desk.
Next thing I am getting screamed at in an open plan office and told to get back into office, I stand up and tell him I am not prepared to be spoken to like that and sit back down, next thing he is in my face yelling at me to get back in his office, I just started to laugh at him now, I had made my mind up to quit by this point and stood up and started to pack my bag.
A big debate ensues about what I am doing and I tell him I am going at which point he threatens to suspend me. I point out that when i say going, I mean going for good, cease my employment, bye Au revoir.
Bear in mind this is an open plan office and everyone is stunned that this is being played out in full view, I start to walk out and he yell "Where the **** are you going" I tell him again that I have had enough and that his earlier decision to send me to London is ridiculous, until this point i had been firm but well mannered and fair.
I start to walk of again and he was being me very close say again "Where the **** are you going" now threatening me with the sack of all things. He now throws an insult at me, personal and direct.
The whole situation culminates with me saying I may be a "fat ****" but I don't spend the day looking at particular type of porn and please don't deny it because we have the proxy logs.
At that pint my employment ceased.