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She is around same as well.
Girls eh, you cant live with them or without them!
She is around same as well.
Girls eh, you cant live with them or without them!
Science has finally got someone laid?
30
She is around same as well.
Girls eh, you cant live with them or without them!
Seems a lot of effort, surely chloroform or GHB would be quicker and easier?![]()
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Serious.
LOL do you know name of show/film?
Feeling a 'little' bit love sick if thats the right word at the mo.
There is a girl at work, who causes me to go in to a state of emergency when ever I see her. To me she is really beautiful, but in that girl next door kind of way. Im a sucker, for a pretty face/eyes and hair and this girl makes me blush.
Do you understand what I mean when I say there are hot girls which every man fancies, and then there are girls which meet your individual tastes?
I can deal with the hot girls, but the ones I really like, make me flustered and uncomfortable.
We havent spoken much as she is from a different department to me, and we have only been working in the same building for the past 3 months now, so we havent spoken to each other much before.
But I saw her on the tube once on the way to work and it just so happened she sat next too me. So I thought Iv got to say something to her, or your going to kick your self. So I said hi, we chatted for about 30mins etc....
However being not a very confident guy in general around girls, I think she can sense my discomfort around her. I wish I could just relax around her, but I panic! Last week, I was caught of guard again and my first instinct was to run away! I could see on her face that she sensed something, I did stay and talk to her, but the whole time I needed to get out of there.
Was eating my lunch in the staff kitched today, and she walked in, and I couldnt help my self but turn bright red....
I think she knows Im shy and like her, so she does kind of talk to me know and then, rather than just ignore me... but I wish I could just relax...
Any one relate?
Heres what you need to do:
1) Get her full name, add her on Facebook. (Don't add if she has an open profile).
2) Scour facebook entirely, view her pictures/likes/dislikes. Take notes.
3) Change your facebook to mirror similar likes and dislikes (not quite like-for-like but enough to make it convincing).
4) Start leaving casual messages on her wall commenting on funny things at work, etc.
5) Research her likes and dislikes and evolve a new persona of yourself involving these things. E.G - If she likes cats, so do you...
6) Add some of her friends and speak to them about her. Ask lots of in depth, personal questions about her, gather as much info as you can!
7) Take some of her photos from FB and photoshop pictures of you in next to her. Re-upload and tag them all.
8) Start writing her in depth and detailed messages about the things you wish to do to her.
9) Find out where she lives, start surveiling the place. Keep tabs on her movement.
10) When you know shes out of the house, break in and trawl through her personal belongings (don't forget to steal some of her panties while you are there).
11) Wait until she is home/in bed one evening, break in and force yourself on her. Threaten her life if she tries to struggle/escape/call the cops.
If she isn't yours by the end of all this, she wasn't worth the hassle and she has missed out on a great guy - her loss!
Heres what you need to do:
1) Get her full name, add her on Facebook. (Don't add if she has an open profile).
2) Scour facebook entirely, view her pictures/likes/dislikes. Take notes.
3) Change your facebook to mirror similar likes and dislikes (not quite like-for-like but enough to make it convincing).
4) Start leaving casual messages on her wall commenting on funny things at work, etc.
5) Research her likes and dislikes and evolve a new persona of yourself involving these things. E.G - If she likes cats, so do you...
6) Add some of her friends and speak to them about her. Ask lots of in depth, personal questions about her, gather as much info as you can!
7) Take some of her photos from FB and photoshop pictures of you in next to her. Re-upload and tag them all.
8) Start writing her in depth and detailed messages about the things you wish to do to her.
9) Find out where she lives, start surveiling the place. Keep tabs on her movement.
10) When you know shes out of the house, break in and trawl through her personal belongings (don't forget to steal some of her panties while you are there).
11) Wait until she is home/in bed one evening, break in and force yourself on her. Threaten her life if she tries to struggle/escape/call the cops.
If she isn't yours by the end of all this, she wasn't worth the hassle and she has missed out on a great guy - her loss!
Was eating my lunch in the staff kitched today, and she walked in, and I couldnt help my self but turn bright red....