explain why Bodybuilding isn't gay

[kwerk]

Come on guys it's ok to admit bodybuilding is more than a bit fruity. There's nowt wrong with that.

Or have your egos been too badly bruised by me shining light on the fact you've been insidiously sucked in to a crypto-gay homo-erotic subculture by some really good propaganda.

 

[kwerk]

Oh what's that Kwerk, you have a gym membership, so you went before to develop your body, which is still classed as bodybuilding albeit very light bodybuilding.


Strong indication you must be gay.

My goal is to develop the inside of my body though, my heart and lungs and core.

 

[kwerk]

Swimming, running, even weight lifting is not bodybuilding. Bodybuilding is building up your muscles as big as possible and showing them off to other men.

Are olympic lifters bodybuilders? Nope. Does anyone care what they look like? No. Are there swaths of gay gays ogling them at the olympics? No.

 

[kwerk]

But at the same time you still develop your muscles, any exercise does this.
Since Bodybuilding is defined as:

You're bodybuilding yourself, very lightly, even though it's not to the degree of other people, therefore you must be gay. Unless in fact you meant the bodybuilding shows are gay, and not the sweeping statement that all aspects of bodybuilding is gay.

Good day sir.

Bodybuilding is a form of body modification involving intensive muscle hypertrophy; an individual who engages in this activity is referred to as a bodybuilder. In competitive bodybuilding, bodybuilders display their physiques to a panel of judges, who assign points based on their appearance. The muscles are revealed through a process known as the "cutting phase" - a combination of fat loss, oils, and tanning (or tanning lotions) which combined with lighting make the definition of the muscle group more distinct.

Even olympic lifters are not training for "intensive muscle hypertrophy". They are training their nerves pathways more than their muscles. Nobody except bodybuilders trains for "intensive muscle hypertrophy", because it serves no functional purpose in any application other than these fruity physique contests.

 

[kwerk]

I bet there's a fair few throughout the world doing exactly that.

This guy? Really?

 

[kwerk]

Only Think!!!!

He's gayer than a Dale Winton appreciation night at the Blue Oyster....

Are you racist against gays or what?

 

[kwerk]

I have presented a well thought out argument here with a list of facts that you can research for yourself. I solicited for reasonable counter-arguments to explain how it is NOT gay, because I am open-minded to debate. All I have received is homophobically racist insults, calls for locks and bans, and other rubbish. In 11 pages I am yet to receive ANY logical counter-arguments.

I think any neutral third party observers would agree I have "won" this thread.