Fancy Dress

megzy · 3 May 2006 at 19:06

Right people, I'm going to my friends birthday party, which is fancy dress. I am going to go as a chav ****, I have the burberry mini, mini, mini pleated skirt, black halter neck top, fishnets, rings and those annoying hats which have no top to them you know what I mean.

What else should I wear to give the whole chavy look?
Oh and I have my pimp, my friend Ellie is stepping in to help lol

Thought I would ask you loverly people.
Thanks

Tru · 3 May 2006 at 19:07

Is this thread still open?

Andr3w · 3 May 2006 at 19:08

no knickers

megzy · 3 May 2006 at 19:08

Tru said:
Is this thread still open?

Hush you!

I do really need help though lol

joemorris86 · 3 May 2006 at 19:10

remember to slick your hair back in a pony tail, and possibly put a cig behind your ear.

sounds like you have quite a sexy costume :cool:

fatty1 · 3 May 2006 at 19:10

These on every finger

Stellios · 3 May 2006 at 19:10

fags down the bra (if your wearing one

), preferably Lambert and Butler and numerous cheap lighters somewhere else.

Tru · 3 May 2006 at 19:10

megzy said:
Hush you!
I do really need help though lol

Glad you saw the joke.

Sounds like you have the chav look sorted btw, just catch an STD and you're good to go.

^TANK^ · 3 May 2006 at 19:11

megzy said:
Right people, I'm going to my friends birthday party, which is fancy dress. I am going to go as a chav ****, I have the burberry mini, mini, mini pleated skirt, black halter neck top, fishnets, rings and those annoying hats which have no top to them you know what I mean.
What else should I wear to give the whole chavy look?
Oh and I have my pimp, my friend Ellie is stepping in to help lol
Thought I would ask you loverly people.
Thanks

Take a bottle of white lightning cider for the full effect lol.

goldilocks · 3 May 2006 at 19:11

gotten rid of for over the top mean-ness
i'm sorry megzy
have a great time
i'm just old and no fun
and girls in shorts skirts make me blush

fatty1 · 3 May 2006 at 19:12

Actualy that one looks like it may be worth more than £20 you need THESE

joemorris86 · 3 May 2006 at 19:13

goldilocks said:
it didnt give me an erection thinking about you as a chav ****

I dont think she was trying to get you hard

megzy · 3 May 2006 at 19:13

goldilocks said:
but it didnt give me an erection thinking about you as a chav ****

Umm it wasn't meant to lol

I got my vodka and my fags sorted, and for you lucky people I might just provide a photo lol

goldilocks · 3 May 2006 at 19:14

megzy said:
and for you lucky people I might just provide a photo lol

oh please no

^TANK^ · 3 May 2006 at 19:14

goldilocks said:
why post this?
no offence - but it didnt give me an erection thinking about you as a chav ****

why not go the whole hog and go in nothing?
if you want people to look - that'll do the trick i guess
unless you're fugly
if that sounds nasty - im sorry
i just get embarrassed for the girls who go out in next to nothing
have a bit of self respect in the way you dress maybe?

Its her Friends fancy dress birthday party!.

^TANK^ · 3 May 2006 at 19:15

megzy said:
Umm it wasn't meant to lol
I got my vodka and my fags sorted, and for you lucky people I might just provide a photo lol

megzy · 3 May 2006 at 19:15

goldilocks said:
oh please no

I wasn't going to but I am going to now! lol

Bri · 3 May 2006 at 19:16

goldilocks said:
why post this?

Why post your post?

megzy, sounds like you have it pretty much sorted. You need about 10 of those scrunchy things in your hair & mahoosive creole earrings. Maybe one of those clown necklace things too (make one

).

benjo plz. · 3 May 2006 at 19:17

Bri said:
(make one ).

What? out of clowns?

just_grass · 3 May 2006 at 19:17

TTWBUWP - (for those inept.... This thread will be useless without pictures)
...... suppose it had to be said...

the mini-mini-mini skirt without knickers sounds interesting... provided you aren't fugly....

Alex

edit: damn tht non-refreshing thread page business.....