Farm Simulator 2009

KPeh · 2 Apr 2010 at 14:12

PianoBasher said:
When is "Garden fence painting" simulator coming out?

It's avaliable on party mode.

gbradders123 · 2 Apr 2010 at 21:25

that woodcutter think looks a bit rubbish. my farm is looking pretty epic now! new sheds are up, my collection of machinery is just awesome

FoxEye · 2 Apr 2010 at 21:55

knowledge123 said:
I have a seed spreader on the front and a sprayer on the back, meaning i can do 2x as much work in one sweep

18 mph? Not sure I can handle that much speed, tbh.

Is there something slower I can practice in?

KnightStalker · 2 Apr 2010 at 22:23

i am so confused just looking at this thread lol i never realised there was a market for this type of thing.

TaKeN · 2 Apr 2010 at 23:31

Is woodcutter sim actualy real?

Gerard · 2 Apr 2010 at 23:32

Is there a sheep shagger game mode? That would seal the deal

NightSt@lk3r · 2 Apr 2010 at 23:38

Gerard said:
Is there a sheep shagger game mode? That would seal the deal

That feature was only made available in the Welsh release :mad:

Gerard · 2 Apr 2010 at 23:41

NightSt@lk3r said:
That feature was only made available in the Welsh release

AMG · 2 Apr 2010 at 23:43

what the hell ?

at the sheep shagger comments

TaKeN · 4 Apr 2010 at 23:07

AMG said:
what the hell ?

at the sheep shagger comments

Did you not know that the welsh are renound for shagging sheep? ahah

Apparantly they like to take them to the cliffs edge, shove the back legs down the side of their wellington boots and stand behind them.. the sheep doesn't want to fall down the cliff so pushes back!

Those boys from the valleys.. a strange strangeeee bunch.

ThorpedoUK · 4 Apr 2010 at 23:59

If you dont like farming or cows, you could always try horses, my horse and me 2 - epic PC gaming: :confused:

Narj · 5 Apr 2010 at 00:01

Do strange things go on at night in the barn and stables in this game?

AMG · 5 Apr 2010 at 00:20

TaKeN said:
Did you not know that the welsh are renound for shagging sheep? ahah

Apparantly they like to take them to the cliffs edge, shove the back legs down the side of their wellington boots and stand behind them.. the sheep doesn't want to fall down the cliff so pushes back!

Those boys from the valleys.. a strange strangeeee bunch.

I knew that part.... same for NZers from south island

i thought it just involved tractors (the game i mean)

OrphanBoy · 5 Apr 2010 at 14:34

I just had a go with the demo - WTF did I just play??
All the while I was just thinking: wow this tractor takes a lot of fuel!

Blackvault · 5 Apr 2010 at 14:45

TaKeN said:
Is woodcutter sim actualy real?

iamdjdz's review on it

Blackvault

Aedus · 5 Apr 2010 at 15:55

Overslop said:
Nothing beats this to be honest...

http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/articles/advancedlownmowersimulation.htm

I'm sure someone has invented a paint dying simulator game somewhere.

phill1978 · 5 Apr 2010 at 16:20

I just purchased "watch someone else grow old and die" - sim 2010

tell you what cleaning up virtual diarrhea isnt too bad now i tweaked my DOF and enabled DX11

The Funktopus · 5 Apr 2010 at 16:26

tell you what cleaning up virtual diarrhea isnt too bad now i tweaked my DOF and enabled DX11

Agree. Phisyx really helps obtain an unprecedented level of realism with the spatter pattern.

Also, the fact that most Youtube vids Farm Simulator is known as "Landwirtschafts simulator 2009" leads me to believe that at any moment the treeline will errupt with the roar of mighty Panzers on the Führer's great crusade to secure Lebendsraum for the Große Deutsche Völker.

Hotwired · 5 Apr 2010 at 16:57

millsy888 said:
This game has nothing on Woodcutter Sim !

No harvester for clear felling operations?

I am dissapoint.

ThorpedoUK · 5 Apr 2010 at 17:17

Another contender for most pointless sim of all time award: