*FARTS*
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that is so funny......i had tears rolling down my face.
funniest thing i have seen concerning farts.
Very funny thread have some stars 
the farting preacher lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMuhN7OZgM
the farting preacher lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMuhN7OZgM
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This thread makes me both proud and disgusted to be a bloke all at the same time
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Nice
I think it must be because of the temperature increase the fart gets by passing through/near the hot water, making it more active.
Like already said up there, a good rumble in the bath is where it's at.
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That Most Farted video had me in stitches
Fart Identification:
The SBD "Silent But Deadly" - Can be defined only by the strange and sudden odour appearing without a sound.
Sonic Boom - The name says it all. This is the loudest of them all. Though it often has little smell.
The HSS "Hot, Steamy and Smelly" - This is one of the worst. It's the smelliest of them all. The quieter it is...the worse the smell.
Sudden Death - Those which cannot be predicted nor held for a later time. They are sudden and sometimes smell like you have just **** yourself.
Ghost Faced Killer - This one, that kills all life, including plants. This is a mysterious stench. It seems to come from nowhere when no one is around.
The Ripple Effect - It is caused by one fart, which in turn causes a whole reaction of smaller more rapid ones.
Dear God - An unexplainable noise followed by a bad odour.
Holy **** - When one expects a fart and gets a load of ****. If this should happen to you, do not move, repeat do not move or you will suffer severe drippage.
The Mexican Specialty (aka The Montezuma)- this usually follows a meal where Mexican food is present. WARNING AVOID THE WATER AT ALL COST!
The Higher Level - This occurs only at great altitudes like at the top of a mountain, or in a plane for example. Rather refined and elegant, as farts go.
How many of these have you done?
The SBD "Silent But Deadly" - Can be defined only by the strange and sudden odour appearing without a sound.
Sonic Boom - The name says it all. This is the loudest of them all. Though it often has little smell.
The HSS "Hot, Steamy and Smelly" - This is one of the worst. It's the smelliest of them all. The quieter it is...the worse the smell.
Sudden Death - Those which cannot be predicted nor held for a later time. They are sudden and sometimes smell like you have just **** yourself.
Ghost Faced Killer - This one, that kills all life, including plants. This is a mysterious stench. It seems to come from nowhere when no one is around.
The Ripple Effect - It is caused by one fart, which in turn causes a whole reaction of smaller more rapid ones.
Dear God - An unexplainable noise followed by a bad odour.
Holy **** - When one expects a fart and gets a load of ****. If this should happen to you, do not move, repeat do not move or you will suffer severe drippage.
The Mexican Specialty (aka The Montezuma)- this usually follows a meal where Mexican food is present. WARNING AVOID THE WATER AT ALL COST!
The Higher Level - This occurs only at great altitudes like at the top of a mountain, or in a plane for example. Rather refined and elegant, as farts go.
How many of these have you done?
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Fart Identification:
How many of these have you done?
You Missed out my faves that I named myself during my Legendary reign as Under arm farting Champion circa 74-79.
Never forget the momentous
Triple Flutter Blast,
The Volcano
or the Egg Flutter & the peoples fave has & will Always be the Bubble. Probably because of it's Rarity or maybe they just get off on that floaty feeling you get when it rolls around your crack.
I have tears of laughter atm dripping on to my keyborad as I'm typing, I haven't guffawed (get it) this much for a long time, those youtube vids, especially the second are priceless.
And why do most men find botty burping funny? damned if I know
) this much for a long time, those youtube vids, especially the second are priceless.And why do most men find botty burping funny? damned if I know
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My mate once Knocked out his sister by trapping her in a tent with a SBD.
Who farted:
The Vain Person: - One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person: - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person: - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person: - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person: - One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person: - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person: - One who tries awfully hard to fart but ****s instead.
The Nervous Person: - One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person: - One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
The Dishonest Person: - One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person: - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person: - One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Antisocial Person: - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person: - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person: - One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.
The Intellectual Person: - One who determines from the smell of his neighbour’s fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person: - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person: - One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person: - One who farts and then bursts into tears.
The Bruiser: - One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt checks.
The Vain Person: - One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person: - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person: - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person: - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person: - One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person: - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person: - One who tries awfully hard to fart but ****s instead.
The Nervous Person: - One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person: - One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
The Dishonest Person: - One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person: - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person: - One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Antisocial Person: - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person: - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person: - One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bed covers over his bed mates head.
The Intellectual Person: - One who determines from the smell of his neighbour’s fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person: - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person: - One who would truly love to but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person: - One who farts and then bursts into tears.
The Bruiser: - One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt checks.
I would class myself as the vain person and the athletic person.
But about three weeks ago i was the bruiser, i was sitting on my stability ball while playing on my pc. I leaned forward to let out a loud fart, but it was so loud it echoed through my body and put my back out. So for about two weeks i been unable to lift stuff because of a fart.