So I had a programme review with the local SnC coach at work and explained that I want to travel the 44km to work on my bike in around an hour. Once he'd stopped laughing, he wrote me the following programme...
Day 1 (reps*sets):

Practically, the workout looks fine, but I might swap out the landmines and planks for something more entertaining.
Current stats (as accumulated over the past month or so):
Weight: 90kg (give or take)
Height: 181cm
Deadlift: 150*3
Squat: 100*3
Bench: 80*3 or something
FTP (Zwift Ramp Test): 276W (not sure about this - more like 250W, IMHO)
So today begins my journey to becoming a cardeeyow bunnie... let's see what happens!
Day 1 (reps*sets):
- Deadlift (4*4)
- ss/w Bench (5*3)
- DBSS (5*3)
- ss/w Pullup (5*3)
- Lunge (5*3)
- ss/w Pushup (10*3)
- ss/w Leg Raise (10*3)
- Back Squat (4*4)
- ss/w Pendlay Row (6*4)
- Hip Thruster (5*4)
- ss/w Shoulder Press (6*4)
- Nordic Curl (3*3)
- ss/w Floor Press (6*3)
- ss/w Plank (45s*3)
- Snatch (3*4)
- ss/w Broad Jump (4*4)
- Speed Deadlift (6*3)
- ss/w Push Press (6*3)
- Landmine (6*3)
- ss/w KB Swing (8*3)
- ss/w Dragon Flag (4*3)

Practically, the workout looks fine, but I might swap out the landmines and planks for something more entertaining.
Current stats (as accumulated over the past month or so):
Weight: 90kg (give or take)
Height: 181cm
Deadlift: 150*3
Squat: 100*3
Bench: 80*3 or something
FTP (Zwift Ramp Test): 276W (not sure about this - more like 250W, IMHO)
So today begins my journey to becoming a cardeeyow bunnie... let's see what happens!