4 Feb 2010 at 18:56 #1 qqg3 qqg3 Soldato Joined 11 Jan 2008 Posts 5,193 Location Nowhere Just bored? Anybody got some quality one line jokes?
4 Feb 2010 at 18:58 #2 euro_scene euro_scene Permabanned Joined 27 Nov 2009 Posts 306 Like most people my age, im 18
4 Feb 2010 at 18:59 #3 Efour Efour Caporegime Joined 8 Sep 2005 Posts 30,534 Location Norrbotten, Sweden. Irishman walks into a pub, ouch.
4 Feb 2010 at 19:01 #4 Tonyator Tonyator Associate Joined 19 Jan 2009 Posts 2,401 Location Ilfracombe, N Devon A Seal walks into a club.
4 Feb 2010 at 19:03 #5 Clum Clum Soldato Joined 7 Dec 2008 Posts 2,860 Location Scottish Borders I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
4 Feb 2010 at 19:06 #6 Tom0 Tom0 Soldato Joined 29 Aug 2003 Posts 9,623 Location South Wales Three holes in the ground, well well well.
4 Feb 2010 at 19:17 #7 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,704 Location Metropolis One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
4 Feb 2010 at 20:04 #8 Bennie-Mac Bennie-Mac Soldato Joined 10 Sep 2008 Posts 11,973 Location Bangor, Northern Ireland I didn't fight to get to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian
4 Feb 2010 at 20:06 #9 dangerstat dangerstat Soldato Joined 15 Nov 2008 Posts 5,060 Location In the ether Why did Alan suger fire the Giraffe - because he couldn't handle it at the top
4 Feb 2010 at 20:08 #10 Retorted Retorted Associate Joined 9 Mar 2005 Posts 533 Location South Wales Plenty of one liners from this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32pq2QycIEA
4 Feb 2010 at 20:24 #11 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,704 Location Metropolis Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.
4 Feb 2010 at 20:26 #12 psd99 psd99 Soldato Joined 7 Sep 2008 Posts 5,773 A man walked into a bar it hurt because it was an iron one
4 Feb 2010 at 20:27 #14 Participant Participant Caporegime Joined 13 May 2003 Posts 34,591 Location Warwickshire Two elephants fall off a cliff Boom boom
4 Feb 2010 at 20:27 #15 Tr Insanity Tr Insanity Associate Joined 23 Nov 2008 Posts 1,339 Location UK You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes. Click to expand...
4 Feb 2010 at 20:29 #16 Participant Participant Caporegime Joined 13 May 2003 Posts 34,591 Location Warwickshire Yo mamma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
4 Feb 2010 at 20:31 #17 Six6siX Six6siX Soldato Joined 25 Nov 2004 Posts 4,788 Location Hertfordshire Your momma is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing. (stolen from Sickipedia)
Your momma is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing. (stolen from Sickipedia)
4 Feb 2010 at 20:33 #19 godinman godinman Soldato Joined 26 Feb 2007 Posts 8,573 ...take my wife, no really.
4 Feb 2010 at 20:34 #20 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,704 Location Metropolis I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn't put it down.