Favourite one liners?

qqg3 · 4 Feb 2010 at 18:56

Just bored? Anybody got some quality one line jokes?

euro_scene · 4 Feb 2010 at 18:58

Like most people my age, im 18

Efour · 4 Feb 2010 at 18:59

Irishman walks into a pub, ouch.

Tonyator · 4 Feb 2010 at 19:01

A Seal walks into a club.

Clum · 4 Feb 2010 at 19:03

I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

Tom0 · 4 Feb 2010 at 19:06

Three holes in the ground, well well well.

Cosimo · 4 Feb 2010 at 19:17

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Bennie-Mac · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:04

I didn't fight to get to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian

dangerstat · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:06

Why did Alan suger fire the Giraffe - because he couldn't handle it at the top

Retorted · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:08

Cosimo · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:24

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

psd99 · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:26

A man walked into a bar it hurt because it was an iron one

psd99 · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:26

once bitten twice shy

Participant · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:27

Two elephants fall off a cliff

Boom boom

Tr Insanity · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:27

You have diabetes and you can’t eat cupcakes.

Participant · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:29

Yo mamma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Six6siX · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:31

Your momma is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing.

(stolen from Sickipedia)

"andy" · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:32

your mother

godinman · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:33

...take my wife, no really.

Cosimo · 4 Feb 2010 at 20:34

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn't put it down.