Favourite one liners?

[SMN]

"Dwarf shortage" - Jimmy Carr. His one liners are classic.

 

[Squark]

Everything by Tim Vine, he's brilliant

 

[chrisxuk]

"Stationary store moves."

Another from Jimmy Carr

 

[Ricochet J]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Four tequila, five tequila, six tequila, more.

 

[ste2005]

"smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast"

 

[David41]

I recently lost my dad he was a roofer, so if you're up there dad...

 

[Judge Mental]

D'you think dolphins have a porpoise in life?.....and is a cool cat just feline groovy?

 

[djmc0]

One-liners fail to grab my attention.

 

[GoatBotherer]

This thread is about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit.

 

[Cookeh]

A Seal walks into a club.

Slightly harsh...







But utterly brilliant

 

[euro_scene]

Three holes in the ground, well well well.

 

[Macro]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... b'doom, tssh!

 

[Cr0fty]

This thread is about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit.

Those are some harsh terms of win you have imposed there sir!

"When your balls touch your bum you're a man my son"

 

[Fantom]

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina"

 

[Mobius 1]

s*** the bed, thats always a firm favorite here.

 

[yermum]

Like a joke........only smaller and less funny.

 

[PapaLazaru]

'I stand corrected', said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

 

[freak2002]

on the other hand i have 4 fingers and a thumb.

 

[negger]

I phoned the local ramblers club today, and this bloke just went on and
on.

 

[negger]

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"