Favourite one liners?

Viper² · 4 Feb 2010 at 23:22

Two Camels in a tiny car.

h00fzilla · 4 Feb 2010 at 23:23

I used to make clown shoes: it was no small feat.

SpaghettiOs · 4 Feb 2010 at 23:27

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.

Clawz114 · 4 Feb 2010 at 23:40

Clum said:
I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

That is excellent!

Steve2000 · 5 Feb 2010 at 00:12

This thread is about as interesting a disconnected phone line.

davethe11 · 5 Feb 2010 at 00:14

what is E.T. short for? Coz he has little legs.

Cookeh · 5 Feb 2010 at 09:54

davethe11 said:
what is E.T. short for? Coz he has little legs.

That was so poor, it was actually funny xD

Blue Cypher · 5 Feb 2010 at 09:59

Cookeh said:
That was so poor, it was actually funny xD

What does E.T stand for? beacuse there are no chairs to sit on

(i know very poor, i will vacate immediately with ones outdoor atire

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britboy4321 · 5 Feb 2010 at 12:39

Someone donated all their trousers to the local library. I thought 'That's a turn up for the books'.