Favourite quote

BillHicksRIP · 6 Jul 2012 at 23:56

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son".

-Dean Wormer, Animal House

"I can speak for any guy here tonight: guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be here alone right now...watching an empty stage...."

-Bill Hicks (RIP)

Castiel · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:04

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain........ Time to die.

Rutger Hauer.

Jony27 · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:05

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

Woden · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:05

Judgeneo said:
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn

So THATS why we are at war with half the middle east!

Judgeneo · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:06

Woden said:
So THATS why we are at war with half the middle east!

Everyone is west of somewhere

"Take a look, To the sky, Just before you die, It's the last time he will" - Metallica

Hades · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:21

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And, most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

- Steve Jobs, 2005, Stanford University

V4NT0M · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:25

Shut your mouth, or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you.

Skillmister · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:25

Judgeneo said:
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn

There are some bloody good quotes in those films

SheepBeast · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:42

"We, politely referred to as “underdeveloped,” in truth are colonial, semi-colonial or dependent countries. We are countries whose economies have been distorted by imperialism, which has abnormally developed those branches of industry or agriculture needed to complement its complex economy. “Underdevelopment,” or distorted development, brings a dangerous specialization in raw materials, inherent in which is the threat of hunger for all our peoples. We, the “underdeveloped,” are also those with the single crop, the single product, the single market. A single product whose uncertain sale depends on a single market imposing and fixing conditions. That is the great formula for imperialist economic domination"
- Che Guevara

"We are still exchanging blows with the British government. They are using gay gangsters."
- Robert Mugabe

"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
- Prince Philip, said to an indiginous australian

"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut. "
- Prince Philip, said to a 13-year old aspiring astronaut

"Whatever the dangers of the action we take, the dangers of inaction are far, far greater.
- Tony Blair

Mason- · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:52

Judgeneo said:
Everyone is west of somewhere

"Take a look, To the sky, Just before you die, It's the last time he will" - Metallica

Blackened roar, Massive roar fills the crumbling sky, Shattered goal, Fills his soul with a ruthless cry. Stranger now, Are his eyes to this mystery, He hears the silence so loud. Crack of dawn, All is gone, Except the will to be. Now they see what will be, Blinded eyes to see.

James voice in that song is phenomenal

Resident · 7 Jul 2012 at 00:53

"I'm always sarcastic towards you because knocking you into next week would get me fired, you inept piece of ****"

Me, when I was collared in the middle of a shift by the manager & the gormless ****er I always ended up 'cleaning up' after when gormless complained about my attitude.

Gormless was transferred soon after.

Thorper · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:03

Jay said:
All you mother******s are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna *** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Think I got all the bad bits out

JayMax · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:07

People think that they are better than they actually are, and the world owes them a living

Mahatma Ghandi

MikeHunt79 · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:07

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

JayMax · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:11

I that some kind of pro-suicide bilge?

The Halk · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:12

Friedrich Nietzsche said:
Faith: not wanting to know what is true.

Philtor · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:29

Oscar Wilde is a legend as far as im concerned. What stands out the most? "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her".

Hades · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:31

"I will not allow house prices to get out of control and put at risk the sustainability of the recovery."
Gordon Brown's 1997 Budget Statement

"Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past."
Pre-Budget Report, 9th November 1999

"Britain does not want a return to boom and bust."
Budget Statement, 21 March 2000

"So our approach is to reject the old vicious circle of the...the old boom and bust."
Pre-Budget Report, 8 November 2000

"Mr Deputy Speaker we will not return to boom and bust."
Budget Statement, 7 March 2001

"As I have said before Mr Deputy Speaker: No return to boom and bust."
Budget Statement, 22 March 2006

"And we will never return to the old boom and bust."
Budget Statement, 21 March 2007

Fenris · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:35

Ayn Rand said:
"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not. His body is given to him, its sustenance is not. His mind is given to him, its content is not. To remain alive he must act and before he can act he must know the nature and purpose of his action. He cannot obtain his food without knowledge of food and of the way to obtain it. He cannot dig a ditch––or build a cyclotron––without a knowledge of his aim and the means to achieve it. To remain alive, he must think."

Thekwango · 7 Jul 2012 at 01:59

philtor said:
Oscar Wilde is a legend as far as im concerned. What stands out the most? "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her".

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same

I have nothing to declare but my genius

and Oscar Wilde certainly was!!