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ElRazur

ElRazur

ElRazur

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Since there has been a lot of "relationship threads" lately i figure i might as well post this, It was sent to my email box sometimes ago.

Fellaz please let us talk about these things as i dont agree with some of them like 12, 16, 20, 7, 24 and some.....

Here's a lil' bit advice on the ladies, fellaz....... Ladies, i'm sure u feel this 1003%........) its all true so bois dont be idiots

1. If you like Her .. ASK HER OUT already.!!!!!!!!

2. When you hug her, put YOUR ARMS around her WAIST and hold her close.

3. When you WALK next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.

4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER.

5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her.

6. Give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOUR...ALWAYS. (you don't have to buy us presents)

7. If she hangs up on you, call her right back.

8. Always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).

9. Kiss her lightly every chance you get.

10. Look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose.

11. If she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there, give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.

12. Don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with.

13. Invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies.

14. Try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.

15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it.

16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.

17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, ‘cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.

18. When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her mind.

19. When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply.

20. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

21. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

22. When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

23. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

24. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered.

25. When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

26. When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that.
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Anyway hope those young teenagers might find this useful and some men who are going difficult times.
Thanks.
Sincerely yours
El....ElRazur :D
 
fatiain said:
Did you get this in an email with about 500 Fw: Fw: Fw: on it?
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Yeap i had to edit it all and resize it and then post it here.
Do you know where it orignated from? the girl that sent it to me put her name at the end like it was ALL here idea!

By fwd fwd you mean >>>>>> >>>>> right?
 
Usher said:
9. Kiss her lightly every chance you get.


where exactly is her lightly ? :confused:
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lolage depending on who's taller. If you are i will advice on a head like a baby but if she is taller then bite her neck!!!
 
fatiain said:
It's probably older than me, I eblieve it was one of the Dead Sea Scrolls!
I get hunderds of these, all off one girl I used to work with, 15 pages of headers . And several OMGZ, forward this to 8billion people and bill gates will send you all his fortune or don't use Maybelline lipstick it kills kittens on sight internet guff.



Or in the "Subject:" about 85 Fw: before the subject itself.
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lol
No, there was no one it has been forwarded to. That's why i was wondering where the origin was
 
Lostkat said:
[GATECRASH]
We're not all fragile china dolls you know. I think that quite a lot of the above post is rubbish as far as I'm concerned. If I had a boyfriend that did all the above, I'd feel incredibly claustrophobic and would get annoyed with him very quickly. Having said that though, lots of girls pine for clingy, obsessive, wet lettuce boyfriends who follow them around like sick puppies. Whatever floats your boat I guess :)

I like my boyfriend to treat me like a human being, not a precious ornament who can't fend for itself.
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First gatecrasher post and i like it!
I was thinking along the same line but i thought maybe because i am a dude i wont "understand". Thanks for clearing that up anyhow.
Im sure Megzy (the 16year old girl) will love all of those suggestion.

Lostcat, i get a feeling you like Gangesta and badboys with fast cars and attitude?? tell me im wrong..... :p
 
benjo said:
So basically you dont really care how the girl feels
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I do, but i suppose i didnt elaborate on that. The thing is ladies give out mixed feelings and emotions sometimes. Ok im gonna try and keep it clean - I have been involve in a situation where the ladies says NO she aint having sex and im like "ok cool" but then several minutes later she's got my hand where it will suggest she want to and she means YES......anyway im there confused wondering whether to progress or not and before i know it she is saying NO again but then playing with me and getting naked??? Erm what will you do?


Most ladies also like the chase and most men like to hunt so it can be conflicting at times but it always work it well in the end.
 
Lostkat said:
You're wrong.. SO wrong! But if you knew Leon at all, you'd also know this.

You don't have to be a gangster badboy if you don't fulfil the "wet lettuce" criteria you know ;) There are some in betweens. In fact, there are lots!
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Ok LostKat my bad but what is a "wet lettuce" to you? i mean your definition?
 
Sweetloaf said:
What a naive attitude, go tell that to all the single mums, pushed out fathers or just generally heartbroken people in the world!
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I think you misunderstood me or taking my words out of context.
 
Spud21 said:
That is a somewhat woefully poor analogy tbh. I understand what you are saying but it doesn't apply, if a girl says no and then starts playing with your danglies then she clearly isn't UNCOMFORTABLE with it. If she says no and is obviously uncomfortable with what you are doing then umm i believe that may fall foul of the law.
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Nah, All im sayin is this - She says NO, act YES and did end up doing it anyway. I think i know when im foul of the law, i wont force a woman to have sex with me but, if you are saying NO then say NO and act NO not say no then give [FAMILY FORUM STUFF STARTED HERE!].....***Erm family forum***!!
 
VeNT said:
yet another gramaticaly incorect title from ELrazer.
what the hell is a Fellaz anyway?
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For a spellchecker, you seem to missed the fact my name is Spelt as E-L-R-a-z-u-r.
Ok im gonna say this one time to you and hope you keep that at the back of your mind ***Clear my throat*** :rolleyes: (1) English is not my first language (2) It is becoming a cliche derailing El's thread (3) If you aint gonna contribute other than the way you've done so far PLEASE IGNORE ME. :rolleyes:
 
Dave said:
Should be:

19. When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply of someting to argue about. :p
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True, i think the whole thing should be re-written from a man's point of view.

Here's mine

When you say NO then act NO, Dont say NO then offer an "oral stimulating pleasure" after **use your imagination here** this always lead to misunderstanding....with possibly grave consequences! :cool:
 
penski i love you man, if only im gay i would wanna have sex with you right now and infront of the web cam!!!


lol
Thanks for writing that, im sending it back to the girl who sent it to me originaly mmmmmmmwaaah!!!
 
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penski said:
Why not? Everyone else does.

Sweetloaf - although I'm not adverse to the odd bit of bummery, I pitch, I don't catch ;)

Besides, I think ElRazur would make a lovely prison bitch.

*n
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You know before i will get all worked up by your post but now i have reasons to believe your are very good at sarcasm so i aint even moving. Say what you want. :)

Perhaps you might wanna bat since you dont pitch, come on it is only a bit of harmless fun my friend. Then after we can go for a pint down in a very discreet gay bar in Soho! So what do you say.... :)
 
penski said:
There is no sarcasm in that post.



I'm a bit far from Soho and I have a girlfriend. Thanks for the offer though.

I know a few guys in your neck of the woods who may be more your type.

I'll pass them your contact details :)

*n
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If you say so.

Come on man, why are you letting me down now but i said i love you :D . trust me i can do things you girlfriend cant/wont and never will do to you, you know... :o So are you down with OPP?
 
dmpoole said:
Am I missing something here?
Do you think its alright to force and pressure women?
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Read the following - post number 36 and 44.

I wont force anyone to do what they dont want.
 
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