Female Sneezing

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Why don't females sneeze properly? :o

It sounds as if they have stifled the sneeze and more like a squeak.

But how is this possible? Surely it is not healthy to suppress sneezing.

Then they have the cheek to say 'excuse me'.

At least sneeze a real sneeze before you ask for excusing.

WOMEN LET YOUR SNEEZE FREE!
 

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Simian said:
Most Women once thay've had Kids are a little... erm... Loose downstairs!... If they do a full-on 'Bloke Sneeze' then they more than likely wet themselves! :eek: :D

Tis very funny but the wife (who is pregnant at the moment) hits me whenever I laugh :D
 
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My g/f has the biggest nasal cavity ever. When she blows her nose it sounds like a tornado trying to break out of there.

Her sneezes can also be quite impressive.

I can't stand the crappy little teacher sneeze.
 
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Darg said:
My g/f has the biggest nasal cavity ever. When she blows her nose it sounds like a tornado trying to break out of there.

Her sneezes can also be quite impressive.

I can't stand the crappy little teacher sneeze.


Hehe same here, my gfs sneezes actually scare the living **** outta me...Sometimes she sneezes on the phone and i end up with a ringing eardrum:p
 
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greenlizard0 said:
If they sneeze properly like men, then internal forces conspire such that their ovaries pop out.

Simply punch them back in again.

My bloke sneezes like a big girl. He sounds like a cat coughing. I do big manly sneezes then tell him that's what real men sound like.
 
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