Female Sneezing

HamZilla · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:16

Why don't females sneeze properly?

It sounds as if they have stifled the sneeze and more like a squeak.

But how is this possible? Surely it is not healthy to suppress sneezing.

Then they have the cheek to say 'excuse me'.

At least sneeze a real sneeze before you ask for excusing.

WOMEN LET YOUR SNEEZE FREE!

Zefan · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:17

Cars.

Duke · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:17

Mondeo maybe?

neil-ste · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:20

Buy a 5 series.

HamZilla · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:20

The sneezing is unchanged in cars too. Sorry please move to GD.

Greenlizard0 · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:50

If they sneeze properly like men, then internal forces conspire such that their ovaries pop out.

Simian · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:52

Most Women once thay've had Kids are a little... erm... Loose downstairs!... If they do a full-on 'Bloke Sneeze' then they more than likely wet themselves! :eek:

BrightonBelle · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:52

greenlizard0 said:
If they sneeze properly like men, then internal forces conspire such that their ovaries pop out.

I don't hold mine in!

Probably because with all the power of Greyskull I have never been able to do it!

BB x

Bar · 12 Jul 2007 at 13:52

Simian said:
Most Women once thay've had Kids are a little... erm... Loose downstairs!... If they do a full-on 'Bloke Sneeze' then they more than likely wet themselves!

Tis very funny but the wife (who is pregnant at the moment) hits me whenever I laugh

Mr-White · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:23

Bar said:
Tis very funny but the wife (who is pregnant at the moment) hits me whenever I laugh

i hope she doesnt sneeze it might get messy :eek:

MW

Darg · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:27

My g/f has the biggest nasal cavity ever. When she blows her nose it sounds like a tornado trying to break out of there.

Her sneezes can also be quite impressive.

I can't stand the crappy little teacher sneeze.

Yas786 · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:31

Darg said:
My g/f has the biggest nasal cavity ever. When she blows her nose it sounds like a tornado trying to break out of there.

Her sneezes can also be quite impressive.

I can't stand the crappy little teacher sneeze.

Hehe same here, my gfs sneezes actually scare the living **** outta me...Sometimes she sneezes on the phone and i end up with a ringing eardrum

Helium_Junkie · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:34

I seem to sneeze through my throat & mouth... :confused:

hurts like hell...

Nebzor · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:37

Helium_Junkie said:
I seem to sneeze through my throat & mouth... hurts like hell...

A common side effect of match.com, if you don't find someone special within 6 months we will give you 6 months free.

ChroniC · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:42

Helium_Junkie said:
I seem to sneeze through my throat & mouth... hurts like hell...

i dont sneeze out my nose, that would be messy.

Tomsk · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:48

Females hold their sneezes in so their breasts inflate.

meghatronic · 12 Jul 2007 at 14:55

ChroniC said:
i dont sneeze out my nose, that would be messy.

Exactly. I muffle sneezes.

Craigius · 12 Jul 2007 at 15:34

Tomsk said:
Females hold their sneezes in so their breasts inflate.

knip · 12 Jul 2007 at 16:17

Ive thrown my laptop off my lap before now due to my sneezing!
Plus ive frightened the dog on more than one occasion.

Roberta · 12 Jul 2007 at 16:27

greenlizard0 said:
If they sneeze properly like men, then internal forces conspire such that their ovaries pop out.

Simply punch them back in again.

My bloke sneezes like a big girl. He sounds like a cat coughing. I do big manly sneezes then tell him that's what real men sound like.

Female Sneezing

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