FG Fridays: GTA V PS4 races!

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I'll give them a try then. Only 1 port on the controller though so might have to choose between chat and sound.

If past nights are anything to go by we'll outnumber the maximum for chat parties and need game chat anyway.

 

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Sowwy guys, am washing my hair tonight!

That time of the month eh?

 

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I will be here this friday

Ossum, make sure you're all updated

 

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I'm all ready

Ossum.

 

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@Greboth @antijoke @biron_w @Tefal @Maccy@Uther (do you have a PS4? can't remember) @G-MAN2004 @Schizo @bloodiedathame @McBain@GazzaGarratt @RoboCod @Psymonkee @dhill@Downsy @Psymonkee



No footie, no excuses, see you all online

 

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I don’t have a PS4 in Scandi land

See below:

Buy one you cheap skate

See what I can do now I've cleared God of War! Headset fix didn't work though so still on limited comms since I prefer no ear pain!

Your ears will hurt with a headset too dude

 

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Fortnite?

We play the everliving hell out of that too, so feel free to drop in to a chat partay as we always have a few stragglers who drift off to the wrong games eventually.

No every Friday.

 

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Well last night was certainly quality over quantity, great fun as always but I won a few races so you all suck

Great to have @Schizo on board and on comms at last!

 

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Alright you bums, been on the prosecco since 4pm, time to ruin some friends, get your buttholes online for some funanigans

 

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@Greboth @antijoke @biron_w @Tefal @Maccy@Uther (do you have a PS4? can't remember) @G-MAN2004 @Schizo @bloodiedathame @McBain@GazzaGarratt @RoboCod @Psymonkee @dhill@Downsy @Psymonkee


And that.

 

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Naw, you guys are too mean!

Your vagina rang, it wants its sand back.

 

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It's that day of the week again folks, come join us tonight for some bashystuff. I've got someone round who wants to have a go too so there's be a noob on comms, feel free to make an example of him

 

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As long as he don't cheat like you lolxx

By not cheating you really are the odd one out, you know this

 

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After only winning one race out of 60 (the race I won there was only 2 of us and he left the race so that's how I won) I have come to the conclusion being good isn't doing me any favours

If ever there was a golden example of he expression "nice guys finish last", it's GTA races, particularly with us



(I've joined a few races with contact turned off by mistake, this is boring as hell because of sweaty tryhards who know how to curb boost, it's a fun-sucker, that's for sure)

 

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I can't make tonight

No, you can, just cancel everything else, it's quite simple tbh

 

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I'd like my testicles to remain intact!

Remove testicles, game all night, wait for woman to calm down, re-insert testicles. You really are overthinking this mate, stop making such a meal of it!

 

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With. I'll get her drunk first.

How much do you love this woman exactly, and is this a risk you really wanna take?


(Great idea tbh, Lee get H to do one and I'll see if I can get Kyla to do one too. Then we just need Debs, Matt's girl, Lex, Cripspee's wife, Mina and all the rest, omg I think we just hit Youtube gold)

 

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Is anyone drinking Prosecco tonight?

Not a word of a lie, I have a bottle in the fridge

 

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She's ok I guess...

Phew, i don't have to worry about ruining your marriage then

 

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Damn, anyone wanna make an Xbox group?

Here in the land of console plebs, the PS4 is king. You worship the wrong God, plebbiest of plebs