Finally proof that dogs > cats

[cheets64]

They don't here, there's cat **** all over our gardens, in the street... most of it from our neighbours.

They do it in our front and back garden, many a time I have ran out and hurled bricks at the little ****s Its disgusting and ignorant.

Anyway guys who have cats are obviously homo.

 

[Nitro_Junkie]

of course dog onwers are healthier. You never take your cat for a walk or play fetch with it. Well nobody I know does anyway

having a cat makes you unable to exercise? fool!

 

[jonesy]

If you move house the dog will come with you and the cat would rather stay and have a new owner.


They dont say they are mans best friend for nothing.

 

[Shifter_Hull]

They do it in our front and back garden, many a time I have ran out and hurled bricks at the little ****s Its disgusting and ignorant.

Anyway guys who have cats are obviously homo.

thats the truth hehehe

 

[brakeinup]

They do it in our front and back garden, many a time I have ran out and hurled bricks at the little ****s Its disgusting and ignorant.

Anyway guys who have cats are obviously homo.

We had next doors cat dumping in our graveled front yard. I dusted the gravel with pepper and it never came back.

I dunno how big your gardens are but it may be worth a try.

 

[Wolfman Jack]

Cats > Dogs:

 

[sunama]

Is that pic for real?

 

[mattbrown91]

Yes

 

[Tommy B]

It's a matter of opinion.

Cats - Easy to look after, cute, cuddle up on the bottom of your bed etc etc

Dogs - Bloody nightmare to look after, annoying, smelly and to top it off they wipe their arse on the carpet.

Cats > Dogs

Yes

LMAO

 

[sunama]

Yes

This can mean only one thing: that cat must be trained in the arts.
From here on in he should be referred to as MASTER.

 

[danza]

Hmmm.

I can believe the health benefits from walking a dog, but ime (yes, I've had a dog, looked after dogs and even tried to walk dogs) they can cause so much stress when they constantly whine/attention seek/puke up/growl etc that the stress caused nulls the positive physical gain.

Answer?

Buy a bike and get a cat.

 

[meghatronic]

This is because dogs need their owners to walk them. Cats do it by themselves.

Cats > Dogs. Mathematical and scientific FACT.

Google Toxoplasma gondii. FACT.

 

[bitslice]

DOG

1:00am, it's cold, it's dark, sleepy me is comfy in nice warm bed.

woof......(ignore)

woof......(ignore)

woof......(roll over, and ignore)

woof......(grrrr )

go downstairs, let dog out, he stands there and looks at me,
I stand there and look at him, feeling very very very cold now.
he cocks a leg, lets out 0.00005ml of dog wee and trots back inside.


----
CAT

2:00am, it's cold, it's dark, sleepy me is comfy in nice warm bed.

cat gets off bed,
opens bedroom door handle
wee's in litter tray, wipes paws
gets back onto bed
purrs


....cats totally pwn dogs

.

 

[Bumhucker]

Dogs could never show this kind of love:

 

[sunama]

I hope the guy who is kissing that cat washed his mouth out afterwards. When you consider where that cat's mouth has been, what that guy is doing is filthy.

Still, at least they never used tongues.

 

[Bumhucker]

I hope the guy who is kissing that cat washed his mouth out afterwards. When you consider where that cat's mouth has been, what that guy is doing is filthy.

Still, at least they never used tongues.

It's probably worth pointing out that it isn't me

 

[Azagoth]

What's slightly disturbing is that the cat's got it's eyes closed. As if it's expecting a long passionate smacker.

 

[Tom1138]

Cats rules, since when do dogs drive tanks and defeat evil?

or escape the law?

 

[PardonTheWait]

Dogs could never show this kind of love:

Split seconds later:

 

[blighter]

Split seconds later:

lol