FIRE!!!!

Sankari · 3 Jan 2012 at 01:45

Park van outside
Go inside to drink beer while burning car rolls into your van
???
Profit

[FnG]magnolia · 3 Jan 2012 at 01:59

Evangelion said:
Park van outside
Go inside to drink beer while burning car rolls into your van
???
Profit

LOL !

e : content. It's a pretty laborious plan to try and hit on a fireman, OP. Have you considered online dating or other activities where you don't set fire to automobiles?

Biohazard · 3 Jan 2012 at 02:11

varial said:
Lighted wing mirror and front headlight but no paint damage as far as can see!!!!

Not sure if serious.

Salsa · 3 Jan 2012 at 02:49

Boo. I was expecting this thread to be the result of the op experimenting with toasters and knives.

/Salsa

Limpnoodle · 3 Jan 2012 at 05:49

Salsa said:
Boo. I was expecting this thread to be the result of the op experimenting with toasters and knives.

/Salsa

Dont run too fast with them scissors in youre hands

stiv121 · 3 Jan 2012 at 05:57

Its what she shouted when she asked me to stop...

RomanNose · 3 Jan 2012 at 07:24

What style did you write the email in for the fire department? Moss tried formal and it did not work well, what about you?

DJMK4 · 3 Jan 2012 at 07:51

Fire!!!! Fire!!! 112 cartington road, look forward to hearing from you

You people must know what thats from

mrk · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:16

I had trouble reading your op, Op...!!!

Also:

Cosimo · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:35

Did someone say FIRE:

wez130 · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:38

mrk said:
I had trouble reading your op, Op...!!!

Also:

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

shoes · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:42

Ginger-Menace said:
got to hand it to the firemen. I definatly wouldn't go anywhere near a burning car!

Agreed, three cheers for the fireman!

Hip hip....

mrk · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:45

Worst "Big Firemen rescued me xD" thread ever.

Cosimo · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:46

mrk said:
Worst "Big Firemen rescued me xD" thread ever.

It is now you've posted that.

I'll call the fire brigade.

varial · 3 Jan 2012 at 09:48

wowzers, was slightly tipsy last night

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Not only did i have FIRE!!! last night but this morning i have WATER!!! pouring through my kitchen ceiling. Now they say things come in 3's, so whats next for me? wind?

jumpy · 3 Jan 2012 at 20:28

A mighty wind, perchance?

WrathOfAchilles · 3 Jan 2012 at 20:41

Paint on front wing looks brown?

scrlk · 3 Jan 2012 at 21:10

WrathOfAchilles said:
Paint on front wing looks brown?

More of a cream I'd say.

varial · 4 Jan 2012 at 14:13

In the local paper today, shows how brave fireman was getting in. He had to use the drivers door as my passenger lock doesn't work!

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bledd · 4 Jan 2012 at 14:18

How does he sit down, with balls that big