First few mails from an interwebz girl

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I got in contact with this internet dating girl, within 2 emails she asked the following questions...(and my answers)

What do you do? - IT
Can you cook? - does a microwave count?
do DIY? - i own a screwdriver
Are you any good at gardening? - i can drink beer in a garden
Play an instrument? - nope
Got any pets? - as a kid, we had lots of dogs, but none now
do you have a car? - no, I'm a friend of the earth
So tell me something interesting about you? - I lived on an island in the south pacific for 6 months

her response..."oh dear, it doesn't sound like you tick many boxes in terms of usefulness"

I'm starting to think I'm interviewing for hedge trimming job :rolleyes:

Is it just me or are internet chicks more demanding?
 
mcast123 said:
I got in contact with this internet dating girl, within 2 emails she asked the following questions...(and my answers)

What do you do? - IT
Can you cook? - does a microwave count?
do DIY? - i own a screwdriver
Are you any good at gardening? - i can drink beer in a garden
Play an instrument? - nope
Got any pets? - as a kid, we had lots of dogs, but none now
do you have a car? - no, I'm a friend of the earth
So tell me something interesting about you? - I lived on an island in the south pacific for 6 months

her response..."oh dear, it doesn't sound like you tick many boxes in terms of usefulness"

I'm starting to think I'm interviewing for hedge trimming job :rolleyes:

Is it just me or are internet chicks more demanding?
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She does have a point tbh imo, no offence :p...
 
You sounds like a witty guy, I'd do ya :cool:


*as long as your pic was good of course ;)



Now ask her your questions and try and include "do you swallow" :D
 
bledd. said:
well your answers are pretty blunt and one worded!
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Zefan said:
You sound pretty boring, sorry.
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Come on guys, you seriusly can't see the wit involved there if he managed that in the flow of conversation it would make him awesome.

Those answers are great. Although it shows that women are lieing when they say "i want a man who can make me laugh":(
 
Tefal said:
Now ask her your questions and try and include "do you swallow" :D
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HAHA ! :D

bledd said:
well your answers are pretty blunt and one worded!
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Not only that, it makes him really sound useless, ask your mum to teach you how to cook for starters, girls like guys that can do stuff, not guys that can't even DIY or cook :p.

Now I have to admit, I can't cook myself ( unless you count cooking & frying eggs and frying chips/burgers :p ), but I'm still just 17...
But I can easily DIY, I can do work in the garden ( used to with my mum when I was like 10 ), I can play on a keyboard just from what I learned in secondary school and I'm learning on the guitar as all my mates have one :eek:, and I'm already saving up to drive as soon as I turn 18 :p.

Girls like men who can do things, who are strong/pretty, who can chauffer them around. They do not want someone that can't even make his own dinner or repair something in the house :p.
 
Tefal said:
Come on guys, you seriusly can't see the wit involved there if he managed that in the flow of conversation it would make him awesome.

Those answers are great. Although it shows that women are lieing when they say "i want a man who can make me laugh":(
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Wit? That's not wit. All i see there are the most predictable 'funny' answers you could ever wish for.
 
TriedandTested said:
Wit? That's not wit. All i see there are the most predictable 'funny' answers you could ever wish for.
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True for time rehearsed answers they aren't great but if that was in flow of conversation they would be great.


*ahh nvm thought it was an msn convo not email :o

But friend of the earth still counts as a great one for that question.
 
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