First world problem.. Getting into a beer bottle without opener!

Rroff · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:46

Don't use teeth you will pay for it later.

I always carry a true utility key tool on me for opening stuff like that :S

Diddums · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:48

I thought opening a bottle with almost anything was part of being a man. Hand in your man cards fellas

AHarvey · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:49

another beer bottle

Sandycheeks · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:53

Did you open it or are you now in intensive care having glass removed from your wounds?

Don't whack the top of the bottle...just put the edge of the cap on something like the top of a fence panel and pull.
I go camping quite often and have never remembered to take a bottle opener yet - despite the fact I always take bottles of beer with me.

Determination for the win!!!

mattyfez · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:54

Cigarette lighter, key, screw driver etc.

vanandjuanunited · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:55

Piece of paper folded in a concertina then doubled over and used as a lever

413x · 1 Jul 2015 at 20:56

I Rummaged in the small boot for my jump leads and that worked pretty well!

Those have helped out more than once now!

mushtafa · 1 Jul 2015 at 21:00

Nothing can stop man opening a cold beer :cool:

balky12 · 1 Jul 2015 at 21:04

Use a lighter.

Sandycheeks · 1 Jul 2015 at 21:07

I'm now single al4x said:
I Rummaged in the small boot for my jump leads and that worked pretty well!

Those have helped out more than once now!

Small boot?
What do you keep in the Big boot - or is that where you keep the beers?

413x · 1 Jul 2015 at 21:29

Sandycheeks said:
Small boot?
What do you keep in the Big boot - or is that where you keep the beers?

Lol, my car just had a tiny boot!

Amp34 · 1 Jul 2015 at 21:37

AHarvey said:
another beer bottle

By far the simplest way.

Bit of a problem when it's the last bottle though...

gandhi · 1 Jul 2015 at 22:19

To be honest, you need to hand in your man-card op. What's next? How to light a bbq? How to bump start a car?

nst68 · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:01

Get Vicky to do it

russell664 · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:06

I used a knife last time.

Prey off the top, until you get to that magical liquid.

Captain Fizz · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:15

Same method as the beer bottle but with a clipper lighter / spoon / lego / whatever is next to you.

russell664 · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:21

You missed something, anything you have in your house, the beer is all too important!

anything I don't mind · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:27

Put the edge of the bottle cap on to a hard corner surface then hit the top of the bottle. Always works.

jsmoke · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:46

Teeth is doable, done that quite a few times.

wildman · 2 Jul 2015 at 11:47

arse cheeks, just stick the bottle in there and give it a big wrench.....................