Fish emergency!!

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:54

VIRII said:
You'll definitely require a brain sturgeon if you do that especially if you use a *ray* gun....

Be careful of scars on the Sculp :confused:

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 15:58

Kell_ee001 said:
Be careful of scars on the Sculp

Arrghhhh I can't hake it anymore.

krooton · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:02

SGCWill said:
yes indeed......roflcodder.

Lol!

This thread is a prime example of why I think puns are one of the highest forms of comedy, as to do them properly requires a fair whack o intelligence.

Have 5 starfish

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:03

VIRII said:
Arrghhhh I can't hake it anymore.

Sounds like you're getting a little steam clammed up

Solari · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:05

Laughing so much I fell off my perch.

Water funny thread - full to the bream with puns!

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:06

Solari said:
Laughing so much I fell off my perch.

Water funny thread - full to the bream with puns!

Ugh here comes a new wave of dreadful puns, damn you google.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:11

VIRII said:
Ugh here comes a new wave of dreadful puns, damn you google.

It's a load of Bullrout really

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:12

Kell_ee001 said:
It's a load of Bullrout really

Yup but the tide might turn soon.

Kell_ee001 · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:21

VIRII said:
Yup but the tide might turn soon.

It Betta

marc2003 · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:24

VIRII said:
Yup but the tide might turn soon.

i trout it. it's a load of codswallop if you ask me

hendrix · 1 Feb 2007 at 16:37

Sounds bad. Shops are bound to put tuna up at least £2 squid!

SGCWill · 1 Feb 2007 at 17:55

hendrix said:
Sounds bad. Shops are bound to put tuna up at least £2 squid!

For adding in the topic of the original post and using squid instead of quid, i award you a jellyvision.

VIRII · 1 Feb 2007 at 18:14

SGCWill said:
For adding in the topic of the original post and using squid instead of quid, i award you a jellyvision.

That's carp. I used sick squid earlier

Beansprout · 1 Feb 2007 at 18:24

There's something fishy about this thread.

marc2003 · 1 Feb 2007 at 18:26

you're right but i can't quite put my fishfinger on it.....

SGCWill · 1 Feb 2007 at 18:59

VIRII said:
That's carp. I used sick squid earlier

gudgeon, Virii!!

bakes0310 · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:06

Man walks into the pub and walks up to the bar holding a white bag.
The man says to the barman "im gonna show you something very special"
The barman rolls his eyes and says "in all my years working here theres nothing i aint seen before". So anyway the man reaches into his bag and pulls out a tiny piano then he reaches into again to pull out a tiny stool and finally he reaches in to take out a 12" man.
He sat him on the stool in front of the piano and the little man started to play classical music. The barman was baffled "i have never in my life seen that before, how did you do it"
The man reached into his bag to pull out a lantern "ok barmen rub that and you will find out"
So the barman rubs it and and out comes a genuie, which says to the barman " you can have 1 wish for anything you want"
The barman thinks and then says " i want a million quid"
"as you wish" says the genuie all of sudden a squid falls onto the bar followed by many more. The barmen whispers to the man " i think the genuie is a bit deef"
The man replies " your telling me i asked for a 12" penis not a 12" pianist"

Kell_ee001 · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:07

Anyone else dumb-Floundered by that? :confused:

iCraig · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:11

The jokes are lapsing, I'm not herring any good ones, come on guys get your skates on!

Lysander · 2 Feb 2007 at 10:18

Fish emergency!!

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