Flying with Big Wod of Cash

Talbs13 said:
Ummm, Thanks for the replies.....

I have decided to take it in my jacket, zipped up so nobody will see it. Just to clear a few things up, this money is not for;

A) Russian Bride
B) Drug Deal

If i was sensible i would just send it via WestUnion but they charge about £50.
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ORLY???

Busted!!!
 
You should hide it in the anus of a bull and ship it air freight as livestock. Then when you get over to Russia and the animal passes quarantine (if they have it in Russia), you can pull out your bulls... I mean money.

That would be the safest option, I imagine. The mafia and customs won't suspect a thing.
 
Talbs13 said:
Your not a very nice person, are you? Quite sick actually. Pathetic.
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Why, because you got double-busted tonight? I think Scuzi's suggestion has merit also.

/Edit. You have claimed this evening to have many millions of pounds, just shy of a million of which is in a current account, losing c.£130/day in interest and yet you won't pay £50 for western union? BS - total, utter, weapons grade BS quite frankly. You've been busted now troll-off elsewhere til it dies down tbh.
 
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You will need..

vaseline
tongs (for removal later)
condom
a volunteer

1. roll notes into fat bundle
2. place money in condom/condoms
3. use vaseline to lube up
4. take said condom bundles
5. get volunteer to push bundles into said lubed area
6. another volunteer will be needed at arrival point to remove said bundles with tongs

Happy flying
 
Reginald said:
You will need..

vaseline
tongs (for removal later)
condom
a volunteer

1. roll notes into fat bundle
2. place money in condom/condoms
3. use vaseline to lube up
4. take said condom bundles
5. get volunteer to push bundles into said lubed area
6. another volunteer will be needed at arrival point to remove said bundles with tongs

Happy flying
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Firstly, the volunteer is not needed.

Secondly, with addition of a volunteer, or 2, that is considered homo anal probing. Or more simply put "bumfun".

Unless it's a toycar! ( Jackass ( the movie not a cus) )
 
Man wish I had that money would sort some major ass problems out lol, I'd keep it on me at all times you don't wanna be losing that kinda money or you will be suicidal! Moneybelt maybe and a big fat jumper to hide it, keep it on you 24/7.
 
Beansprout said:
First time I arrived in Colombia, in front of me in the immigration queue were two extremely well-dressed men each with a silver Haliburton case. It didn't do much to assuage my preconceptions... I was trying not to look for fear of getting shot :D
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95% probability they were oil execs. Always seem to use Halliburton cases.
 
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