Football Banter Thread

deanolfc · 7 Jan 2014 at 11:41

Yes please

G|mp · 7 Jan 2014 at 11:41

I'll suggest it then.

deanolfc · 7 Jan 2014 at 11:44

Add banter on the end. :cool:

G|mp · 7 Jan 2014 at 11:53

deanolfc said:
Add banter on the end.

I get them sent to me all day and I'm just being miserable that I have to see them again when I log in here

deanolfc · 7 Jan 2014 at 16:16

Worst dive ever?, Double Dive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...cting-Malaga-man-against-Atletico-Madrid.html

Kijcax · 7 Jan 2014 at 16:22

deanolfc said:
Worst dive ever?, Double Dive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...cting-Malaga-man-against-Atletico-Madrid.html

Terrible, needs to watch Ashley Young a bit more...

opethdisciple · 7 Jan 2014 at 23:56

Tweeted by Frimpong supposedly:

K1LLSW1TCH · 8 Jan 2014 at 02:22

Haha.

Azza · 8 Jan 2014 at 07:50

Great interview with Martinez - https://m.soundcloud.com/followtoni...ndcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=twitter

On my mobile so don't moan about the link.

Cosimo · 8 Jan 2014 at 11:27

Breaking News:

The 2022 World Cup in Qatar will not be held in the summer, according to Fifa general secretary Jerome Valcke:

"The dates for the World Cup (in Qatar) will not be June-July," Valcke told Radio France.

"To be honest, I think it will be held between 15 November 15 and 15 January at the latest.

"If you play between 15 November and the end of December that's the time when the weather conditions are best, when you can play in temperatures equivalent to a warm spring season in Europe, averaging 25 degrees.

"That would be perfect for playing football."

Admiral Huddy · 9 Jan 2014 at 08:51

Man city will have to release a 2 DVD disk "Goals of the Season" edition come the summer

elmuzzy66. · 9 Jan 2014 at 09:01

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/united-chris-smalling-sorry-suicide-bomber-outfit-072800784.html

Bless him he was only trying to dress up as moyes utd career so far

Shamikebab · 9 Jan 2014 at 09:18

Jagerbomber, that's actually quite a good costume

Deschain · 9 Jan 2014 at 10:28

Cosimo said:
Breaking News:

The 2022 World Cup in Qatar will not be held in the summer, according to Fifa general secretary Jerome Valcke:

So this means that the World Cup 2022 Final could potentially not take place in 2022..... Joke.

Cosimo · 9 Jan 2014 at 10:49

Bayern Munich to subsidise fans' £62 tickets at Arsenal for the coming Champions League game:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/09/bayern-munich-subsidise-arsenal-ticket-cost

deanolfc · 9 Jan 2014 at 12:42

Moyes is in for manager of the month? Along with Mourinho, Pellegrini & Martinez

Cosimo · 9 Jan 2014 at 16:40

Rodgers fined £8,000 by FA for media comments:

http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2014/jan/brendan-rodgers-fined-media-comments-manchester-city

Moyes next.....

jasoncb · 9 Jan 2014 at 17:47

deanolfc said:
Moyes is in for manager of the month? Along with Mourinho, Pellegrini & Martinez

Whats the point? Its always going to be Pellegrini.

dannyjo22 · 9 Jan 2014 at 19:02

deanolfc said:
Moyes is in for manager of the month? Along with Mourinho, Pellegrini & Martinez

Even the FA are joining in the banter.

G|mp · 9 Jan 2014 at 19:14

4 wins and a draw in December that's why, it's January we've fell apart :/