Football Banter Thread

ScottyJKB · 7 Nov 2016 at 21:52

nemtizz said:
https://twitter.com/messi10stats/status/795660314662633472

Brilliant that!

Cosimo · 9 Nov 2016 at 16:20

From 1992:

Cosimo · 9 Nov 2016 at 16:26

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...tion-to-end-premier-league-early-this-season/

Nate75 · 11 Nov 2016 at 13:37

Cosimo · 11 Nov 2016 at 14:22

How to celebrate at Wembley:

Shamikebab · 13 Nov 2016 at 22:59

So Dzeko got a pretty special red card

https://streamable.com/r5j1

Stewy · 13 Nov 2016 at 23:11

hahaha, superb.

Tummy · 14 Nov 2016 at 12:02

Brilliant!

Maundie · 14 Nov 2016 at 17:02

Not sure why it's a red card, only the same as shirt pulling surely

ScottyJKB · 14 Nov 2016 at 18:45

Shamikebab said:
So Dzeko got a pretty special red card

https://streamable.com/r5j1

could have asked for his number first...

antijoke · 14 Nov 2016 at 20:22

Second yellow.

Maundie · 14 Nov 2016 at 21:15

anticonscience said:
Second yellow.

Ah fair enough then.

Cosimo · 17 Nov 2016 at 10:13

Wayne Rooney doing his best for England:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2193...h-two-women-after-gatecrashing-wedding-party/

Piers Morgan Verified account ‏@piersmorgan 1h

I'm absolutely DISGUSTED at @WayneRooney staying out drinking until 4am.
When I was his age, I'd have gone through 'til 6am

mmj_uk · 17 Nov 2016 at 12:57

Piers Morgan could probably put him to shame on the pitch as well.

Cosimo · 18 Nov 2016 at 16:40

Here we go, disciplinary action against England and Scotland:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38024262

Maybe we should tell them where to stuff it and FIFEXIT...

Caseh · 18 Nov 2016 at 20:35

Cosimo said:
Wayne Rooney doing his best for England:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2193...h-two-women-after-gatecrashing-wedding-party/

I actually agree with his point.. I don't believe I've ever agreed with anything he has ever said before

omnomnom · 19 Nov 2016 at 09:20

Cosimo said:
Here we go, disciplinary action against England and Scotland:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38024262

Maybe we should tell them where to stuff it and FIFEXIT...

Im sure they would be devastated. Not everything revolves around us, Fifa have every right to charge us. The rule is simple.

dannyjo22 · 21 Nov 2016 at 09:37

I see the newly weds have a lawyer giving out statements for them now as they feel the FA didn't do enough to protect their privacy. No doubt trying to get their wedding for free. I'm sure they took enough selfies with rooney.

Nate75 · 21 Nov 2016 at 10:53

on yer head son...

https://en-gb.facebook.com/fhg01/videos/1209211402487438/

antijoke · 21 Nov 2016 at 16:36

What exactly is wrong with Wayne going out and getting **** faced?